Discuit 

A website that became popular after Reddit began restricting access to its API, effectively banning 3rd party apps. Discuit is being developed in an attempt to prevent the enshitification that Reddit went through.

Damn dude, I tried to post a dick pic on Discuit but they don't allow NSFW content.

Discuit by InternetProwler420 July 7, 2023

discuit 

An ashy penis resembling the side of a biscuit.

Bro I got a discuit from doin it dry

discuit by Bork Marley December 15, 2016

limp discuit

1. A disappointingly soft or underperforming situation, often used as a crude metaphor for a small, floppy penis.
2. Something that looks like it should deliver… but absolutely does not.

“Man talked a big game, but it was a full limp discuit situation.”

limp discuit by grumpypotato May 5, 2026

discunt 

An overly thrifty shopper; discount whore; a whiny snatch who feels they have the God-given right to cheap prices; one who never pays full price.

Rudy is such a discunt; I hate shopping with him! He could be bleeding to death and still not pay full price for bandaids.

discunt by GFYWYOF January 13, 2009

discusting 

idiots alternative to the appropriate spelling of disgusting

maureen: thats discusting !
me: your spelling is disgusting !

discusting by maddguy January 9, 2009

Discuntled

An upset(possibly menstruating) woman, usually aggressive and full of vitriolic hatred for her hapless spouse.

"The stupid bitch threw a fit and became discuntled because her loving husband forgot to sweep the driveway"

Discuntled by Gregory Edmonds May 7, 2009

discust 

1. (noun) A news story that you feel compelled to share with your friends, especially one that is funny and/or gross.

2. (adj.) The most outrageous story you heard in a given period of time.

3. (noun) A news parody written to intentionally mimic an actual example of 1 or 2.

"Did you see the discust about the panda eating her baby?"

"The discust of the week had to be that story about about the Chinese dude who pretended to be talking the guy out of jumping off the bridge, but pushed him instead."

"I thought the panda story was real, but it was just another discust."

discust by bbarrie May 28, 2009