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Disassociative Service Breakage 

This term speaks of any issue where a customer can't get help because no one in customer service knows how to fix the problem because they never talk to the people who solve technical problems; the customer keeps getting bounced between providers for what appears to them to be the same service to them; or both of those issues.

The problem is that the customer can't get help. No one they can talk to knows who owns the problem, or has any information about it. The people who know how to fix the problem are so far seperated from the customer service team who provide support for the customer that the customer's issue will never be resolved. So they continually insist that the problem lies not with them, but with the other provider.

This also happens with DSL customers who have a problem with their service. They'll call their Internet Service Provider, who will perform basic troubleshooting, then tell them to call their line service provider. The line service provider will perform basic troubleshooting, then send the customer back to their ISP.
I'm experienceing disassociative service breakage with my Ineternet service because Earthlink says the problem is with Qwest but Qwest says the problem is with Earthlink.

A customer has copied their favorite soap opera to DVD and played it on their portable DVD player for a long time. Then recently Comcast upgraded their cable box, and since then everything they record on their Tivo DVR is copy protected, so they can no longer use the service in the way they are used to using it.

disassociated damage 

What happens when your inner trauma is buried so deep that it could potentially reincarnate before you do.
I thought we were having a normal conversation. Suddenly I tripped right over they disassociated damage. Totally changed everything.

dissociate 

The opposite of "associate." Not to talk to or include in your life.
Dissociate from that bitch. I don't want you having anything to do with her.

dissociate 

To kick the stool, take the leap or swallow the pills, its all the same. One way or another you will find your needless worth on this earth and you will find your serenity through your dissociation or departure of life. Be brave and it will be over fast. Just make sure to leave a note :)
She didn't want to associate, so I had to dissociate.
dissociate by RealNiggaAndar June 11, 2018

Disassociation 

Oh? Is it the thing I said it was Tim? Is it the disassociative/schizophrenic horde that is the problem and NOT me playing video games? Is that it? Was I right AND denied credit for being right out of spite? Is that what happened,
Hym "Oh! Its the thing I said it was? The disassociation. Like I said. Just 8 years late because I'm a geniud and you're all 8 years behind me mentally. But i Don't get credit because you dont like what I said about retards an women even though YOU'RE NOT A GENIUS. YOU'RE just some guy and you're treating me like I'm just some guy. Funny how that works. Over here trying to sa e you fucking cripples and you don't want the help. Then your kids get murdered because I'm right (and better than everyone) and now you think it's the thing I said 7 yeats ago... Fantastic. Slowly but surely your slow rain is catching up to my brilliant mind."
Disassociation by Hym Iam May 14, 2023

Disassociation Appropriation

A system where attaining disability checks without actually having a disability is seen as an inheritance.
Leave it to disassociation appropriation to take the wheel of shoe he thought was a boot.