Definitions by UltimateDoge
Russian Bot
General comeback used by Ukraine and NATO supporters when they have no argument back to someone who does not immediately believe everything NATO and the EU says about Russia.
Person 1. I think the full-scale, multi-week bombing campaign in Bosnia exceeded the defensive mandate authorized by the UN Security Council. This is why Russia is getting pissed off at NATO because they've seen what they are capable of, and then they started to expand closer to their borders
Person 2. OOOOOH RUSSIAN BOT, RUSSIAN BOT!!
Person 1: sighs*
Person 2. OOOOOH RUSSIAN BOT, RUSSIAN BOT!!
Person 1: sighs*
Russian Bot by UltimateDoge September 11, 2026
Heathcliff and Marmaduke
Heathcliff and Marmaduke by UltimateDoge April 18, 2026
Cancer
1. A group of diseases characterized by uncontrolled cell growth caused by genetic mutations which can happen anywhere in your body
2. The name of the best My Chemical Romance song which explores the mental and physical effects of cancer from a cancer patient's perspective.
3. A synonym for bad
2. The name of the best My Chemical Romance song which explores the mental and physical effects of cancer from a cancer patient's perspective.
3. A synonym for bad
1. No one deserves cancer
2. "Cause the hardest part of this,
Is leaving you." Ain't that the truth! I know that would be my worst fear if I was ever to have cancer
3. Reddit is cancer.
2. "Cause the hardest part of this,
Is leaving you." Ain't that the truth! I know that would be my worst fear if I was ever to have cancer
3. Reddit is cancer.
Cancer by UltimateDoge April 18, 2026
The Dirt
Currently the best movie on Netflix which dives into the history of how Mötley Crüe formed and an insight into their personal lives.
The Dirt by UltimateDoge April 10, 2026
Boris Jointskin
The result of letting old senile people over the age of 65 vote in the UK. Electing a stoned goofy fat guy with messy hair, who was basically a British Trump. Dumb as fuck. Still, I would rather have him over Starmer.
Boris Jointskin
Boris Jointskin by UltimateDoge April 10, 2026
IBS
Basically the shitting syndrome. I suffer from IBS-D, and I get constant episodes of it, and it doesn't seem to ease of with me no matter what I fucking eat.
IBS by UltimateDoge April 10, 2026
Worser
Contrary to popular belief, it is a real word. It just means that something is even more bad than worse. It means something is really fucked up.
Donald Trump is worser than any president
Worser by UltimateDoge April 10, 2026