UltimateDoge's definitions

Fat Shaming

Something that needs to be done to get someone to lose weight before they develop diabetes, become ill and die.

Holy shit! Ian is 6"3 and 320lbs, he needs to lose weight before he gets ill, dies then won't be there to raise his own children. I might have to use the fat Shaming technique in order to get him to do show, it is the only way he will listen.

by UltimateDoge March 7, 2021

Blink 182

A band which follows a similar music style to Sum 41, but they're 10 times better than Sum 41. The band members are Mark Hoppus who does bass and vocals Travis Barker on drums , and Matt Skiba plays guitar and also vocals.

Blink 182 kicks Sum 41's ass everyday of the week, although I don't mind going back to Sum 41 when I have nothing else to listen to.

by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022

Gaslighting

A word that conspiracy theorists use incorrectly as a defense mechanism when one questions their unproven or disproven claims.

Retard: Covid is a hoax

Sane person: No it's not a hoax, it is real and has killed over 3 million

Retard: STOP GASLIGHTING ME!

by UltimateDoge May 23, 2021

Free thinker

What conspiracy theorists claim themselves to be to make themselves to be as they don't follow the official MSM narrative. Essentially it is a term used to make themselves feel smarter and believe that in the know, therefore alleviating their feelings of superiority over other people.

BBC News: Scientists say that wearing masks protects other from the virus.

Billy-Bob Joe on Youtube with an IQ of 62: I'm a "free thinker", I will not be a sheep, therefore I will not be wearing a smelly mask. They make people look like poo poo heads.

by UltimateDoge February 12, 2021

Christopher Columbus

Contrary to what the shoddy school curriculum tells you, Christopher Columbus was actually a genocidal piece of shit. Yes it's true that he discovered America, but he brutally attacked native inhabitants of the west indies if they went against his wishes during the slavery era. Some examples of the bad things he did is cannibalising, feed babies to dogs and alligators and of course cheating Native Americans and Africans out of their own land (Colonialism). In short, he was another barbarous and pernicious murderer complicit in a great amount of sanguinary who got his colonists to buy slaves to do basically everything for him and his own territory. Basically in the same way Hitler manipulated the Nazis into murder 6 million Jews.

School: Christopher Columbus was a patriotic explorer who discovered America.

5th Graders: WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING GUY!

Reality: A bloodthirsty cold-hearted killer. Little do the Native American and African children in elementary school know that Christopher Columbus colonised lands and enslaved people of their ethnicity.

by UltimateDoge June 14, 2021

Non-Heme Iron

Iron which isn't as easily absorbed In the bloodstream as Heme Iron and is generally found in plant based foods such as lentils, nuts, seeds, beans, spinach and potatoes with skin. You may also find Non-Heme Iron in fortified breakfast cereals.

Non-Heme Iron doesn't absorb as easily as Heme Iron, so you're best off recieving your daily dose of Iron from meats (particularly red meat) if you're concerned with your daily Iron intake.

by UltimateDoge September 1, 2022

Autist

An offensive term used by arrogant twats to dehumanise an individual diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder. Those who use the term are usually middle to upper class, have minimal to no understanding of how autism affects the person and probably don't have any loved ones affected by it.

I vehemently disagree with discrimination towards anyone including those with autism and absolutely despise people who use the term autist.

by UltimateDoge March 27, 2021