UltimateDoge's definitions

Panic! At The Disco

Seriously?! Am I the only one who thinks this band sucks donkey balls? If y'all wanna listen to real punk, listen to Ramones, Sex Pistols, and Green Day. Not some wannabe faggy punk rockers who make pop music.

Panic! At The Disco is the worst band in existence. They're so bad that even a horse's rectum would commit suicide if it listened to them.

by UltimateDoge March 8, 2023

Killswitch Engage

Fuckin brilliant metal band with aggressive vocals, heavily distorted guitar riffs and pinch harmonics. They're my favourite melodic metalcore band.

Killswitch Engage rules and that cannot be argued against.

by UltimateDoge March 8, 2023

Varg Vikernes

Ahhh Good Ol' Varg. Despite the fact the guy is a douchebag, the dude still created the best Scandinavian black metal music

Varg Vikernes rules

by UltimateDoge March 8, 2023

Burzum

The Masters of Scandinavian Black Metal

Burzum is great for ambient black metal music when you're trying to sleep or concentrate

by UltimateDoge March 8, 2023

Rie Fu

Japanese Singer best known for her songs Life Is Like A Boat and I Wanna Go To A Place...

Rie Fu has a beautiful voice. I could listen to her all day

by UltimateDoge March 14, 2023

Smoke On The Water

Beginner Guitarist's National Anthem

I can play Smoke On The Water with one finger

by UltimateDoge March 14, 2023

Dire Straits

One of the bands that influenced me into playing guitar. I'm a metalhead and as much as I love heavy guitars, I have alot of time for soft, fast guitar riffs and solos.

Dire Straits is the tits

by UltimateDoge March 15, 2023