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strawman

A logical fallacy where someone unintentionally or purposely twists something someone else says during an arguement. It is mostly used on purpose by oversensitive snowflakes who distort something someone is saying to fit their own narrative or they can begin an argument of their own.
Person reads that an individual passed away due to complications of covid-19 on the media.

Person 1. That person was over 80 and had underlying health conditions.

Person 2. So it's ok for old people are people in ill health to die of covid?

Person 1. Now that there is the classic strawman fallacy. I didn’t say that, I was just stating the possible reasons why he/she passed due to covid-19.
by UltimateDoge December 12, 2020
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Conspiracy Theorist

1. A Conspiracy Theorist is an individual who strongly believes there is greater purpose behind everything and those around them who don't follow their narrative are "sheep", "brainwashed" or "gullible". Conspiracy Theorists generally use anecdotal evidence such as an event that happened in the past could be part of the upcoming event thay they believe is upon us. Even if the theory has been debunked, they will still continue following the false narrative because they generally want to believe what they want to be true and hear what they want to hear.

2. Or the new 2020 definition of "conspiracy theorist" can be used as a strawman or ad hominen against someone having a different opinion on how the covid pandemic should be handled, when in reality it is possible to he against the lockdown restrictions, but not be and anti masker, anti vaxxer or believing in tin foil hat theories.
Example 1:

Person 1: Bill Gates predicted a pandemic five years ago, so I believe that this is all a pandemic and he is going to fund for a vaccine which will have a microchip and everyone will be under his control for the New World Order (NWO)

Person 2: You sound like a crazy Conspirscy Theorist, you go keep that tin foil hat on of yours while I listen to science.

Person 1:Shut up you brainwashed sheep, you do know sage scientists are funded by the government and have to lie for them so they don't go against their wishes.

Example 2:

Person 1: I don't think lockdown is an effective strategy to use for the battle against Coronavirus (Covid 19).

Person 2: You stupid tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist!!
by UltimateDoge December 20, 2020
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Solcredulist

Mentally retarded sheeple who read The Sun Newspaper and believe every word they say without question.
Solcredulists are naive, gullible and sheepish individuals.
by UltimateDoge December 25, 2020
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Dippy

Person 1: What is 2+2
Person 2: 5?
Person 1: Facepalms* it's 4 you dippy retard!
by UltimateDoge December 25, 2020
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Kiddy Fiddler

"Joe Biden is a dementia ridden hair sniffing, bum sniffing, kiddy fiddler who is incoherent and can't answer simple questions during interviews or form a logical statement.
by UltimateDoge January 10, 2021
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Fortnite Player

Fortnite Players are a group of under achievers who are yet to lose their virginity (maybe have a wank over skins if anything) and usually appear obese and sluggish. They are nothing but angry kids and man-children who troll on the chat or go around in daily life repeating dances from fortnite or repeating things said on it like an autist with echolalia.
"Jack is a 22 year old fortnite player and is yet to lose his virginity.
by UltimateDoge January 10, 2021
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Free thinker

What conspiracy theorists claim themselves to be to make themselves to be as they don't follow the official MSM narrative. Essentially it is a term used to make themselves feel smarter and believe that in the know, therefore alleviating their feelings of superiority over other people.
BBC News: Scientists say that wearing masks protects other from the virus.

Billy-Bob Joe on Youtube with an IQ of 62: I'm a "free thinker", I will not be a sheep, therefore I will not be wearing a smelly mask. They make people look like poo poo heads.
by UltimateDoge February 12, 2021
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