Wikipedia

A source as reliable as the urban dictionary.

Student: Miss, I've finished my portfolio
Teacher: Where did you get your sources to gather all this information?
Student: Wikipedia
Teacher: Stamps an F-
Student: Oh man! 😞

by UltimateDoge July 10, 2021

THX logo

The Audience Is Now Deaf

The THX logo made a loud noise in the theatres and made the audience deaf.

by UltimateDoge June 06, 2021

Mainstream Music

Cancer

Most people in my school listen to Mainstream Music and it and due to them playing it so much whilst I was in earshot, it gave me ear cancer.

by UltimateDoge May 23, 2022

Lifelover

Depressive Swedish Black Metal Band with haunting riffs. Most of their songs are relatively simple and fun to play on guitar.

Pulver is the best Lifelover album and Ms/Salmonella is the best song by Lifeliver

by UltimateDoge November 18, 2023

Reject

What urban dictionary is going to do to this definition.

There is 100% chance that the urban dictionary will reject this definition.

by UltimateDoge July 30, 2021

White people

Unlike what most shitheads on this site say. White people are individuals of European descent with lighter skin. Nothing more, nothing less. White people have been hated on for many years for something that no white people have participated in today such as colonialism in Africa and in the Americas, cheating Native Americans out of their own land, spreading smallpox and killing 90% of their population as they hadn't built immunity to the virus. Initially, Native Americans were going to be the slaves of Europeans, but because too many of them were dead, Europeans resorted to shipping West Africans to their colonies, so that they could produce, sugar, rice, alcohol and pick up cotton etc. Despite the sinister history of Europeans, this does not mean it is OK to bash Europeans. It's like bashing Arabs for the minority of terrorists and bashing Germans for the holocaust. Ironically, some Minorities complain about being oppressed, when they literally say racist shit to white people. Essentially those people should know better and should grow up and stop being ungrateful little shits as white people are doing the best they can to help fix race relations. Take BLM for example! Most who participate in the protests are white, it obviously exemplifies that most white people have a good heart and have no hate whatsoever in them.

White people are individuals with less melanin, that's all. Stop with the racist definitions.

by UltimateDoge June 13, 2021

Boozy Suzy

A party animal (usually female) who goes out clubbing, even though she cannot handle her drink.

Girl 1: I love you soooo much hunny bunny, let's get another........... falls asleep*

Girl 2: Let's get you home boozy suzy

by UltimateDoge July 21, 2022