UltimateDoge's definitions

The Dirt

Currently the best movie on Netflix which dives into the history of how Mötley Crüe formed and an insight into their personal lives.

The Dirt is hands down the best movie on Netflix

by UltimateDoge April 10, 2026

Boris Jointskin

The result of letting old senile people over the age of 65 vote in the UK. Electing a stoned goofy fat guy with messy hair, who was basically a British Trump. Dumb as fuck. Still, I would rather have him over Starmer.

Boris Jointskin

by UltimateDoge April 10, 2026

IBS

Basically the shitting syndrome. I suffer from IBS-D, and I get constant episodes of it, and it doesn't seem to ease of with me no matter what I fucking eat.

I wouldn't even wish IBS on my worst enemy.

by UltimateDoge April 10, 2026

Worser

Contrary to popular belief, it is a real word. It just means that something is even more bad than worse. It means something is really fucked up.

Donald Trump is worser than any president

by UltimateDoge April 10, 2026

Donald Trump

I'm sorry if my previous definitions have been so wishy washy, but I think I have now made up my mind about this man. I used to hate Trump as I was more liberal when I was younger, and as I got older, I grew more conservative and I initially supported Trump for the 2024 presidential election, but I lost support towards him at the end of February due to the illegal war in Iran. I could half understand why he destroyed their nuclear facilities last year, but starting a full-scale war is way too rough handed in my eyes, and it is not only affecting Iran and the US, but it is affecting jobs in many other countries in Europe which send out exports to the Middle East. I honestly believe he will make the same mistake as George Bush in the 2000s and put the USA and much of the world in another economic recession.

Donald Trump is just way too old to be president. 2016 Trump and 2026 Trump are like 2 different men, and it saddens me to see such a drastic turn in his cognition.

by UltimateDoge April 10, 2026

Rickets

It’s a condition where a child’s bones don’t harden properly because they aren't getting the right building blocks specifically Vitamin D, calcium, or phosphorus.

Because the bones stay soft and flexible instead of becoming strong and rigid, they can start to bow or bend under the weight of the child’s body as they grow, and even stunt growth in severe cases.

Middle East, Africa and South Asia have the highest rates of rickets reported. Despite high sun exposure, dietary deficiency is often the cause of the condition in those areas.

by UltimateDoge March 22, 2026

Dmitry Medvedev

Guys, relax. Medvedev doesn't really want the UK nuked, his favourite bands are literally 60s and 70s rock bands.

Dmitry Medvedev is a well known fan of Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple and Pink Floyd.

by UltimateDoge February 2, 2026