by UltimateDoge March 08, 2023
"Joe Biden is a dementia ridden hair sniffing, bum sniffing, kiddy fiddler who is incoherent and can't answer simple questions during interviews or form a logical statement.
by UltimateDoge January 10, 2021
A system where the government controls each aspect of life and is usually abused due to the propensity to corrupt.
by UltimateDoge September 10, 2022
by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022
Person 1: Give me the money!
Person 2: I've already gave you the money, you don't need anymore. We had a deal!
Person 1: I'M GOING TO SLIT MY WRISTS THEN! 😭😭😭😭😭
Person 2: Oh stop with the guilt trip ffs, you're just embarrassing yourself.
Person 2: I've already gave you the money, you don't need anymore. We had a deal!
Person 1: I'M GOING TO SLIT MY WRISTS THEN! 😭😭😭😭😭
Person 2: Oh stop with the guilt trip ffs, you're just embarrassing yourself.
by UltimateDoge August 02, 2021
Have you ever seen the UK/Australian version of these? The red writing in multiple languages with a black background and the only thing you can hear is the static from your telly. Terrifying isn't it?
by UltimateDoge April 21, 2024
The idea of the game was to catch Pokémon as you do, but do it in the lovely world of the outdoors and still be in the virtual world at the same time, yet obesity rates have skyrocketed substantially since 2016 in the west.
You can't just lose weight and get fitter by walking about and playing Pokémon GO alone. You need to limit your calorie intake and consume calories from healthy sources of protein, carbs and healthy fats rather than eating like a stray dog by guzzling shit tons of empty calories after your walk.
by UltimateDoge June 01, 2022