UltimateDoge's definitions

Rickets

It’s a condition where a child’s bones don’t harden properly because they aren't getting the right building blocks specifically Vitamin D, calcium, or phosphorus.

Because the bones stay soft and flexible instead of becoming strong and rigid, they can start to bow or bend under the weight of the child’s body as they grow, and even stunt growth in severe cases.

Middle East, Africa and South Asia have the highest rates of rickets reported. Despite high sun exposure, dietary deficiency is often the cause of the condition in those areas.

by UltimateDoge March 22, 2026

Dmitry Medvedev

Guys, relax. Medvedev doesn't really want the UK nuked, his favourite bands are literally 60s and 70s rock bands.

Dmitry Medvedev is a well known fan of Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple and Pink Floyd.

by UltimateDoge February 2, 2026

A.I.

Potentially the downfall of the world.

The government wants to use A.I. to detect illegal messages, and even if there is no intent to commit such a crime, the A.I. will detect it and authorities will be contacted right away. Don't be fooled by all the funny A.I. videos you see on instagram, those are a distraction from what A.I. Is really capable of.

by UltimateDoge January 14, 2026

Heathcliff

Originally a comic starting in 1973, about an orange cat who is always fighting dogs and playing pranks on everyone. The TV show was first aired in 1984.

Heathcliff is like Garfield with Attitude.

by UltimateDoge January 7, 2026

Hulk Hogan

My favourite racist.

RIP Hulk Hogan

by UltimateDoge November 25, 2025

Ozempic

Apparently a drug used to treat type 2 diabetes to produce more insulin as those with type 2 diabetes don't produce enough insulin or their bodies don't respond to insulin very well.

It is now being used by celebrities to lose weight, and it makes them look awful.

Have you seen Meghan Trainor after using Ozempic? She used to be so hot, and now she is ugly. 💔🥀

by UltimateDoge November 17, 2025

Kamala Harris

Someone who relied too much on her race and gender for votes.

Thank God there are some intelligent people who didn't bite the race and gender bait and vote for her. Trump may not be perfect, but christ it can't get any worse than Kamala Harris.

by UltimateDoge August 23, 2025