UltimateDoge's definitions

Smoke On The Water

Beginner Guitarist's National Anthem

I can play Smoke On The Water with one finger

by UltimateDoge March 14, 2023

Probiotic

A substance which aids in promoting healthy bacteria in the gastrointestinal tract in order to maintain a healthy digestive system.

Probiotics can help create smoother bowel movements

by UltimateDoge August 21, 2022

Helloween

If Iron Maiden was power metal

Helloween is like Iron Maiden on crack

by UltimateDoge June 16, 2023

Zip It

Another way to tell someone to shut the fuck up.

Zip it

by UltimateDoge April 8, 2022

Dog Faced Hermans

A scottish rock band which their sound is really hard to explain. I see it as a mishmash of jazz, ska, punk and noise rock. Listening to experimental bands like Dog Faced Hermans, Sonic Youth, Swans, Boris and Daughters have changed the way I look at guitar. There's definitely alot of types of chord progressions that even the most skilled guitarists don't even know about.

Dog Faced Hermans are from Scotland, my home country.

by UltimateDoge July 19, 2025

Disassociation

Your brain's way of blocking out a traumatic situation that you do not want to remember. This is a common phenomenon within those who have been raped or experienced other forms of sexual assault.

Disassociation is basically your brain protecting you from yourself

by UltimateDoge September 2, 2022

-1

The IQ score of the UK Prime Minister.

Boris Johnson has an IQ of -1

by UltimateDoge July 27, 2022