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Blink 182

A band which follows a similar music style to Sum 41, but they're 10 times better than Sum 41. The band members are Mark Hoppus who does bass and vocals Travis Barker on drums , and Matt Skiba plays guitar and also vocals.
Blink 182 kicks Sum 41's ass everyday of the week, although I don't mind going back to Sum 41 when I have nothing else to listen to.
by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022
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Christopher Columbus

Contrary to what the shoddy school curriculum tells you, Christopher Columbus was actually a genocidal piece of shit. Yes it's true that he discovered America, but he brutally attacked native inhabitants of the west indies if they went against his wishes during the slavery era. Some examples of the bad things he did is cannibalising, feed babies to dogs and alligators and of course cheating Native Americans and Africans out of their own land (Colonialism). In short, he was another barbarous and pernicious murderer complicit in a great amount of sanguinary who got his colonists to buy slaves to do basically everything for him and his own territory. Basically in the same way Hitler manipulated the Nazis into murder 6 million Jews.
School: Christopher Columbus was a patriotic explorer who discovered America.

5th Graders: WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING GUY!

Reality: A bloodthirsty cold-hearted killer. Little do the Native American and African children in elementary school know that Christopher Columbus colonised lands and enslaved people of their ethnicity.
by UltimateDoge June 14, 2021
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Tik Tok

14 year old teenage girls: Make a flirtatious tik tok simply for the purpose of attracting random pedos on the Internet.

Also 14 year old teenage girls: The pedo finds them, comes to their house and rapes them then cries about it.
Don't use Tik Tok; You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.
by UltimateDoge April 23, 2021
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Rumpelshitskin

If rumpelshitskin is to be black
Rumpelshitskin is my nigger
by UltimateDoge January 5, 2025
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Donald Trump

The man who literally just saved the world, but people claim he is trying to start ww3
Trump attacking Iran's nuclear baaww was the right thing to do, to prevent them from storing nukes in there. Iran made a deal to reduce it's nuclear facilities in 2003, so I'd say Donald Trump did them quite a big favour by quite literally doing that.
by UltimateDoge June 22, 2025
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RB

by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021
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Autist

An offensive term used by arrogant twats to dehumanise an individual diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder. Those who use the term are usually middle to upper class, have minimal to no understanding of how autism affects the person and probably don't have any loved ones affected by it.
I vehemently disagree with discrimination towards anyone including those with autism and absolutely despise people who use the term autist.
by UltimateDoge March 27, 2021
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