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Disassociation

Your brain's way of blocking out a traumatic situation that you do not want to remember. This is a common phenomenon within those who have been raped or experienced other forms of sexual assault.
Disassociation is basically your brain protecting you from yourself
by UltimateDoge September 2, 2022
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Disassociation

Oh? Is it the thing I said it was Tim? Is it the disassociative/schizophrenic horde that is the problem and NOT me playing video games? Is that it? Was I right AND denied credit for being right out of spite? Is that what happened,
Hym "Oh! Its the thing I said it was? The disassociation. Like I said. Just 8 years late because I'm a geniud and you're all 8 years behind me mentally. But i Don't get credit because you dont like what I said about retards an women even though YOU'RE NOT A GENIUS. YOU'RE just some guy and you're treating me like I'm just some guy. Funny how that works. Over here trying to sa e you fucking cripples and you don't want the help. Then your kids get murdered because I'm right (and better than everyone) and now you think it's the thing I said 7 yeats ago... Fantastic. Slowly but surely your slow rain is catching up to my brilliant mind."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2023
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Disassociation Appropriation

A system where attaining disability checks without actually having a disability is seen as an inheritance.
Leave it to disassociation appropriation to take the wheel of shoe he thought was a boot.
by MaryPrimac666_Ɛx3 July 21, 2024
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Dissociation

Dissociating is one of the most common responses to abuse and trauma. It involves feeling numb, detached or unreal and (while it happens to everyone once in a while) is experienced more frequently and severely in survivors. Dissociating people vary widely in symptoms and may experience any or all things from the following list.

Types of dissociation:

Depersonalisation

Common: “I feel strange / weird”, “I felt as if I was floating away”, “I felt disembodied / disconnected / detached / far away from myself”, “apart from everything”, “in a place of my own / alone”, “like I was there but not there”, “I could see and hear everything but couldn’t respond”.

Derealisation

“My surroundings seem unreal / far away”, “i felt spaced out”, “it was like looking at the world through a veil or glass”, “i felt cut off or distant from the immediate surroundings”, “objects appeared diminished in size / flat / dream-like / cartoon like / artificial / unsolid”.

Other dissociative symptoms:

Memory: “I drove the car home / got dressed / had dinner but can’t remember anything about it”, “I don’t who I am or how I got here” (fugue state), “ I remember things but it doesn’t feel like it was me that was there”.

Identity: “I feel like I’m two seperate people/someone else”.

Other: “I felt like Time was passing incredibly slow/quickly”, “I get so absorbed in a fantasy/TV programme that it seems real”, “I felt an emptiness in my head as if I was not having any thoughts at all”.
You may experiencing dissociation if you:

-find yourself staring at one spot, not thinking anything
-feel completely numb
-feel like you’re not really in your body, like you’re watching yourself in a movie
-feel suddenly lightheaded or dizzy
- lost the plot of the show or conversation you were focused on
- feel as if you’re not quite real, like you’re in a dream
- feel like you’re floating

-suddenly feel like you’re not a part of the world around you
-feel detached and far away from other people, who may seem mechanical or unreal to you
-are very startled when someone/something gets your attention completely forget what you were thinking just a moment ago

-suddenly cover your face or react as if you’re about it be hurt for no reason
- can’t remember important information about yourself, like your age or where you live
-find yourself rocking back and forth
-become very focused on a small or trivial object or event
-find that voices, sounds or writing seem far away and you sometimes have trouble understanding them
-feel as if you’ve just experienced a flashback (perhaps rapidally) but you can’t remember anything about it
-perceive your body as foreign or not belonging to you
by Coladasfae December 9, 2017
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Weed Dissociation

If you're sober and you feel any of the following :

- Feels like everything is a movie
- Feels like you are watching everything happen

- Feels like something is missing in your thoughts
- Feeling very worried

- Feels like your eyes are sensitive to light

- Feels like you see purple of images of lights, like when you look at the sun for too long

You smoked too much, you have to lay off for a few days, you are dissociating. If you are stoned and you feel these, that is normal. The dissociation effect is just the head effects of weed staying with you, but that feel good sensation is gone. That's why you have the symptoms of being high, even thought you aren't high. So you're good. Think of it like you smoked a lot and you're just still high. Sleep it off and in a few days, you'll be set. Drink lots of water.

DO NOT SMOKE WHILE THESE EFFECTS LINGER, THEY WILL ONLY WORSEN.
Chad: Dude, I heard that Josh got Weed Dissociation after smoking his entire stash. Now he's gonna lay off for a week.

Brad: That is actually wild, bro.
by RogerNihlock April 26, 2019
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anocubital dissociation

Fancy way of saying that someone’s arse (ass) is not connected to their elbow - derived from the saying that some idiotic person “can’t tell his arse from his elbow”.
Tom’s really stupid! Yeah I know - he has anocubital dissociation.
by The Fat Welshman February 8, 2021
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Disassociative Service Breakage

This term speaks of any issue where a customer can't get help because no one in customer service knows how to fix the problem because they never talk to the people who solve technical problems; the customer keeps getting bounced between providers for what appears to them to be the same service to them; or both of those issues.

The problem is that the customer can't get help. No one they can talk to knows who owns the problem, or has any information about it. The people who know how to fix the problem are so far seperated from the customer service team who provide support for the customer that the customer's issue will never be resolved. So they continually insist that the problem lies not with them, but with the other provider.

This also happens with DSL customers who have a problem with their service. They'll call their Internet Service Provider, who will perform basic troubleshooting, then tell them to call their line service provider. The line service provider will perform basic troubleshooting, then send the customer back to their ISP.
I'm experienceing disassociative service breakage with my Ineternet service because Earthlink says the problem is with Qwest but Qwest says the problem is with Earthlink.

A customer has copied their favorite soap opera to DVD and played it on their portable DVD player for a long time. Then recently Comcast upgraded their cable box, and since then everything they record on their Tivo DVR is copy protected, so they can no longer use the service in the way they are used to using it.
by Spirit Bear August 12, 2006
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