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Dirtydick 

verb: To have sex with more than one person without showering or washing of any sort.
John: Did you just fuck Lisa?
Ted: Sure did!
John: Didn't you fuck Kelly like an hour ago?
Ted: Yeah, so I got her with a dirtydick... No big deal
Dirtydick by Stampman May 24, 2009

dirty rice pudding

A sexual act in which a male mastrubates into a bowl of rice pudding, and then gets sexually aroused as he watches the unknowing individual consume the pudding. This was a popular practice among college students in the 1980's and is still widely done in southerb europe.
"Dude check out tina! She is totally shoveling down that dirty rice pudding that's sick!"

dirtylicious

A moderator on NikeTalk who loves his rifts.
That person is wearing flaming pink rifts, perhaps he is in fact Dirtylicious.
dirtylicious by MXMSTRNK September 15, 2004

Dirty Rice 

Dirty Rice is a term that basically means "a shit-stained pussy". It occurs mid-coitus when you pull out of the anus and proceed to insert into the vagina and continue coitus.
Your friend awakes from a daydream to declare "last nite I was banging your mom in the butt then I pulled out and put it in her vag!!" Which is then followed by an observer declaring, they call that dirty rice!!
Dirty Rice by Gambo1984 February 18, 2009

dirty rice 

Dirty Asian men, usually together in a group, typically under the age of 45.
Yokoshima Migosaki Tacoma Suzuki was standing with his dirty rice friends.
dirty rice by jp money September 26, 2004

dirtymick 

Of Irish descent. He's the guy you want in your corner, he is not the guy you want to challenge. Believes in hard work, easy money and cutting corners. Honest to a fault and is known for putting his foot in his mouth.
See that guy over there that nobody wants to mess with but everyone wants to be friends with? He's a real dirtymick!
dirtymick by Soberon January 3, 2014
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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