dirty mit

over used, leathery, oiled, dusty crotch

Corbin: Dude, saw Courtney at the bar the other night.
Aaron: Dont tell anyone I hit that dirty mit.

dirty mit by Cocksman101 December 6, 2007

The dirty Mitch 

When you spin around with your pants off until you throw up then you vomit onto your erect penis and hand and use it as a lubricant and jack yourself off

Guy 1: hey what did you do by your self last night
Guy 2: I played call of duty, watched porn for four hours and pulled the dirty mitch
Guy 1: sick

The dirty Mitch by MItch111166699 September 27, 2011

Dirty Mitch 

When one takes an unnaturally large shit in a public toilet and leaves it for the next guy. The shit may be so massive that the toilet in question may need to be removed.

Tom: Holy Fuck! come check this out, somebody pulled a dirty mitch!

Dirty Mitch by Supermannnnnnn December 9, 2008

Dirty Mitchell 

Easily the sexiest man alive! Constantly doing badass shit and smoking the most fire weed! Been known to steal your bitch!

Bro dirty Mitchell is a fucking legend

Dirty Mitchell by Dopestuff123 October 21, 2019

Dirty Mitchel 

A dirty Mitchel is the act of getting your best friends oily balls dragged across your forehead and your toes

Yo I was at my friends and we did a dirty mitchel

Dirty Mitchel by Steven lime April 29, 2022

the dirty mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.

Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"

the dirty mitten by roller May 29, 2005

dirty mittens 

When you shit in a mitten, and proceed to fist a female with it

“I gave this girl dirty mittens last night, she loved it

dirty mittens by Pablo.eskybruh August 24, 2020