dirty mit
Corbin: Dude, saw Courtney at the bar the other night.
Aaron: Dont tell anyone I hit that dirty mit.
Aaron: Dont tell anyone I hit that dirty mit.
dirty mit by Cocksman101 December 6, 2007
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The dirty Mitch
When you spin around with your pants off until you throw up then you vomit onto your erect penis and hand and use it as a lubricant and jack yourself off
Guy 1: hey what did you do by your self last night
Guy 2: I played call of duty, watched porn for four hours and pulled the dirty mitch
Guy 1: sick
Guy 2: I played call of duty, watched porn for four hours and pulled the dirty mitch
Guy 1: sick
The dirty Mitch by MItch111166699 September 27, 2011
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Dirty Mitch
When one takes an unnaturally large shit in a public toilet and leaves it for the next guy. The shit may be so massive that the toilet in question may need to be removed.
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A dirty Mitchel is the act of getting your best friends oily balls dragged across your forehead and your toes
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the dirty mitten
n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.
the dirty mitten by roller May 29, 2005
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dirty mittens by Pablo.eskybruh August 24, 2020
Dirty Mitchell
The act of meeting the gayest person ever. He'll try bumrape your dog everynight and always has atleast a million buttplugs in his ass at a time
Dirty Mitchell by Brenton Toobab October 16, 2022
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