Dirty Math

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To stick your finger into a friend's anus in an attempt to make him ejaculate so that you can have your turn.

When you're twos up on a girl and your mate is going on forever you might execute the Dirty Math.

Oh man I was having the best sex of my life with a filthy hookup last night until Phil pulled a Dirty Math on me. He couldn't wait to chow down on her creampie.

Dirty Math by No 1 in Japan June 19, 2020

Words you can keep

Dirty Mathew

A dirty mathew is when fuck and exhaust pipe of a small german car while inserting a carrot in your ear.

'Hey check out that dude, hes doing a dirty mathew"

Dirty Mathew by anonymous December 14, 2020

Related Words

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Dirty Mathis

The act of one pouring noodles on a girls vigana and fucking her and putting your finger in her anise then licking them

Wow that dirty Mathis felt so good

Dirty Mathis by luck manager October 17, 2018

dirty Mathieu

A dirty Mathieu is when you sexually abuse your mom in the shower until your sister walks in, when your sister walks in you make them scissor while slapping there tits as hard as you can until you make them cream in each others mouths.

last night i did a dirty Mathieu

dirty Mathieu by Thunder cock sucker March 28, 2022

Dirty Mathias

When a man has a small penis but his mom still likes it

I have a dirty Mathias

Dirty Mathias by Dirty DIDI September 13, 2021

Dirty Matheo

When the anal hole is so big that you can fit your cock and hand at the same time so when you cum you grab the jizz and finger it deep enough into the anal and keep on pumping it.

We fuck long enough so i did a Dirty Matheo

Dirty Matheo by cööchie män February 5, 2021

Dirty Mathis

A dirty Mathis is the art of poring noddles in the girls vagina and then fucking her and sticking you finger in her anise and then licking it

Man what a great time last night doing that dirty Mathis

Dirty Mathis by luck manager October 17, 2018

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026