Dirty Math

To stick your finger into a friend's anus in an attempt to make him ejaculate so that you can have your turn.

When you're twos up on a girl and your mate is going on forever you might execute the Dirty Math.

Oh man I was having the best sex of my life with a filthy hookup last night until Phil pulled a Dirty Math on me. He couldn't wait to chow down on her creampie.

by No 1 in Japan June 19, 2020

Dirty Mathew

A dirty mathew is when fuck and exhaust pipe of a small german car while inserting a carrot in your ear.

'Hey check out that dude, hes doing a dirty mathew"

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Dirty Mathis

The act of one pouring noodles on a girls vigana and fucking her and putting your finger in her anise then licking them

Wow that dirty Mathis felt so good

by luck manager October 17, 2018

dirty Mathieu

A dirty Mathieu is when you sexually abuse your mom in the shower until your sister walks in, when your sister walks in you make them scissor while slapping there tits as hard as you can until you make them cream in each others mouths.

last night i did a dirty Mathieu

by Thunder cock sucker March 28, 2022

Dirty Mathias

When a man has a small penis but his mom still likes it

I have a dirty Mathias

by Dirty DIDI September 13, 2021

Dirty Matheo

When the anal hole is so big that you can fit your cock and hand at the same time so when you cum you grab the jizz and finger it deep enough into the anal and keep on pumping it.

We fuck long enough so i did a Dirty Matheo

by cööchie män February 5, 2021

Dirty Mathis

A dirty Mathis is the art of poring noddles in the girls vagina and then fucking her and sticking you finger in her anise and then licking it

Man what a great time last night doing that dirty Mathis

by luck manager October 17, 2018