dirty braden 

The term "Dirty Braden" is used to describe an action of passionate love making while a pelican flys over you on the beach. The pelican then poops on either of the two performing the action and the other licks it off of the body of their partner.

Man my girl was so kinky she pulled a dirty Braden on me.

dirty braden by Eeeee BBY April 18, 2018

Dirty Braiden 

Dirty Braiden spreading someone’s legs like Moses parted the red seas and doing a no looker 360 backflip perfectly into said ones body

It was crazy my guy I pulled a dirty Braiden last night

Dirty Braiden by Butt_cheeck_clapper April 3, 2020

Dirty Brayden 

The act of someone doing butt stuff with the hottest girl in town and her mom at the same time. Then starts to film it and send it to her grandma so you could do butt stuff with a gilf.

Dang man did you here that he did the Dirty Brayden last night? Andrew was so mad he conquered his family..

Dirty Brayden by BigDaddyBobby July 3, 2020

dirty Brayden Mapley 

When a man really really hates them fucking black ass, tree climbing, watermelon eating loving monkeys. this is from the bottom of their heart, and no one can change them, they feel this way because they were once raped by a black man when they were just a kid, and never could look at them the same way.

You are a dirty Brayden Mapley

dirty Brayden Mapley by DADDY CAMO October 19, 2023

Dirty Brayden 

The act of inserting one's own fist inside the Anus of a male orangutan wile it is performing sexual favors to said person

That guy jumped the fence at the zoo and did a dirty Brayden

Dirty Brayden by Icecoldace November 8, 2014

Dirty Braeden 

When you are balls deep in your wife's, sisters asshole when she happens to have a tiny residual pop in her pop shoot that because of your forcefully thrusting spatters on the wall of her kitchen, and later when you are at her house with your wife, she thinks it is chocolate and licks it.

Ian did a dirty braeden last week and his wife never figured it out that it was not chocolate.

Dirty Braeden by Donolonious April 23, 2019

Dirty Branden

A Dirty Branden is the art if taking a flaccid Dick pick and send it to another person.

check out this Dirty Branden I was just sent!

Dirty Branden by Spark218 March 1, 2020