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The other word for "LEGENDARY".

This kid called Braiden (or EoPBraiden) is a sexy ass mother fucker.
Person1: Omfg is that Braiden?
Person2: O Shit that is, quick bow down as he walks past us.
Braiden: Well hello ladies
Person1: I think i just came!?
Person2: I'm fingering myself now!
by Gouldy18 May 28, 2011
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Braiden is one of the most funniest guys u will meet. A Braiden is really nice and funny. But he is very strong and independent as well. Don't let him find out you are picking on someone or you are going to end up dead. Braiden is very athletic and outgoing. No matter what he will always make you laugh. So Braiden is one heck of a guy!!!!
Person 1:Wow Braiden you are an awesome soccer player!

Braiden: why thank you, you are also awesome
by Luckygirl1010 May 12, 2018
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Where do I even start, all of these definitions are absolute bs, Braiden is the most amazing guy you will ever meet, he has an amazing personality and is outstanding and freaky in so many ways😘, he doesn’t even have to try and of the bat every girl wants him. It’s a very fit build and gets all the ladies but has his heart set on this one girl that he’s positive about spending his life with❤️ He is so athletic and always dominates at everything he does, everybody wants to be Braiden, he’s a tall blue/greeny eye young man with everything set for him, he knows how to treat a girl right that’s for sure❤️ -Brooklyn😊
“Braiden is coming act cool”
“He’s so handsome
by loveday06 August 26, 2018
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An odd looking beta cuck male who has too much sexual frustration issues. He's always either jacking off, eating, or sleeping. Somehow despite the way he is he manages to get a hot girlfriend that accepts him no matter how small his penis size is because she's a freak.
Every other Male: "Bow down to me you disgrace of human evolution"

Braiden:👁️👄👁️
by The Alpha Male Society October 17, 2019
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A gay obese crack head who sits at home eating crisps all fucking day also Is a lazy sod
Braiden is such a fucking spaz
by Area 51 contents August 30, 2019
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A homosexual who has a hot mom. Is usually horrible at sports.
Dude 1 "He's pretty cool." Dude 2 "Yeah but he is a braiden." Dude 1 "Really? I've seen his mom but i didn't know he was gay."
by Shekeya October 06, 2011
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