Person1: Omfg is that Braiden?
Person2: O Shit that is, quick bow down as he walks past us.
Braiden: Well hello ladies
Person1: I think i just came!?
Person2: I'm fingering myself now!
Person2: O Shit that is, quick bow down as he walks past us.
Braiden: Well hello ladies
Person1: I think i just came!?
Person2: I'm fingering myself now!
by Gouldy18 May 28, 2011
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Braiden is one of the most funniest guys u will meet. A Braiden is really nice and funny. But he is very strong and independent as well. Don't let him find out you are picking on someone or you are going to end up dead. Braiden is very athletic and outgoing. No matter what he will always make you laugh. So Braiden is one heck of a guy!!!!
by Luckygirl1010 March 18, 2018
Where do I even start, all of these definitions are absolute bs, Braiden is the most amazing guy you will ever meet, he has an amazing personality and is outstanding and freaky in so many ways😘, he doesn’t even have to try and of the bat every girl wants him. It’s a very fit build and gets all the ladies but has his heart set on this one girl that he’s positive about spending his life with❤️ He is so athletic and always dominates at everything he does, everybody wants to be Braiden, he’s a tall blue/greeny eye young man with everything set for him, he knows how to treat a girl right that’s for sure❤️ -Brooklyn😊
by loveday06 August 26, 2018
A guy who tries to hard to get the one girl he really likes when he try’s to move on he will never be the same he don’t like to make the first move unless he has to will do what he can to make it as long as he can he is depressed guy but don’t like to show it
by Steve is not dead September 09, 2019
by Area 51 contents August 30, 2019
An odd looking beta cuck male who has too much sexual frustration issues. He's always either jacking off, eating, or sleeping. Somehow despite the way he is he manages to get a hot girlfriend that accepts him no matter how small his penis size is because she's a freak.
by The Alpha Male Society October 17, 2019
Apr 20 trending
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