Mapley

Fucking legend! The highest form of awesomeness..

They're defiantly a Mapley!

by Snuffalufigus July 11, 2016

Mapley

Relating to everything about Canada and being Canadian.

My best friend is from Canada and he's a proud Mapley.

by miaviotrio August 30, 2021

dirty Brayden Mapley

When a man really really hates them fucking black ass, tree climbing, watermelon eating loving monkeys. this is from the bottom of their heart, and no one can change them, they feel this way because they were once raped by a black man when they were just a kid, and never could look at them the same way.

You are a dirty Brayden Mapley

by DADDY CAMO October 19, 2023

Bob Marley

Jamaican god of reggea music whose joint is still smoking decades after he left us alone on earth.

BMW: Bob Marley & the Wailers

by Ten Mile June 17, 2013

Nick O' Malley

Also known as Nicholas O' Malley or the sexiest man alive. Current bassist of Arctic Monkeys who replaced former bassist Andy Nicholson. Relatively quiet but during interviews, his sharp wit is conspicuous.

Idiot: That Nick O' malley is fat and hairy.
The wise one: Yeah, but I reckon that if he wants to shag you, you'll probabaly jump at the chance. You're just a bitter sad fuck.

by it's the ultimate cunt August 11, 2010

Maple Fever

When you are only attracted to or especially attracted to Canadians. This term comes from the South Park episode "Where My Country Gone?".

Bob: For some reason, I'm only attracted to Canadian women.
Joe: You must have maple fever.

by Procket Man November 24, 2015

Maple Ditch

A term which both the locals, and people in neighbouring areas use to describe the city of Maple Ridge, British Columbia. The term references the lack of anything to do in the city, the poor condition of streets and buildings in and around the downtown "ghetto", and the growing number of homeless people and crackheads. The only shopping centre is Haney Place Mall (A.K.A. Skid Central) which consists mainly of a Zellers, a Dollar Giant, an A&W in the food-court, and a bus loop which 12-26 year old skids and douchebags sit bumming cigarettes, asking for money, doing ecstacy, stealing from the stores in the mall, and most importantly NOT BUSSING ANYWHERE! Although the bus loop is located directly beside the cop shop, the police generally don't do fuck all about it.

Sarah: "I'm going to Maple Ridge today, wanna come?"
Dan: "Nah bitch, that's dirt!"
Sarah: "Please, I want someone to come to the mall with me."
Dan: "That's greasy as fuck, yo! I ain't going to Maple Ditch, or anywhere near Skid Central"

by aljorypa September 28, 2011