dioks 

Double income, one kid. A household with 2 adult wage-earners and one kid.

Bro, life was so rad before me and Kate mixed up the babybatter. Now we're dioks and have zero disposable income. Babies are financial leaches.

dioks by Jonbmoorecom September 22, 2020

Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch 

Twisted Rapper - "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken A whole Bunch"- envied the Seattle based rapper "Sir Mix-A-Lot " so much that he tried to market himself using a clever twist (on the Sir Mix-A-Lot name) based solely on his favorite activity.....(stuffing his "Dick up in chicken a hole bunch...)

OH NO... That "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch" just got a job at the local Chicken & Waffle joint.....Dang!!...Guess I'll just have the waffles....

Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch by Pete Negwaski! December 5, 2012

eat a bag of dicks

A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.

Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."

Juni: "I got that star."
Marcus: "Eat a bag of dicks."

eat a bag of dicks by Neonatrias November 1, 2009

Sweater Dicks 

(Noun) A term coined by stoners to describe womens' breasts.

Stoner: *puts the bong down* "You've got some sick sweater dicks, man."
Girl: "Beat it, kid."

Sweater Dicks by McCrapper December 6, 2019

do robots have dicks 

Said by kokichi oma in danganronpa v3: killing harmony

kokichi: do robots have dicks

keebo: THATS ROBOPHOBIC

do robots have dicks by Hehe I cheated March 24, 2021

Dicksexlick

When a dyslexic person attempts to pronounce his/her own condition, the sound that emerges is "dicksexlick".

Jane: I'm concerned you may be dyslexic.

John: What?! I am not dicksexlick!

Dicksexlick by jerfadelphia June 2, 2013

dicks in a bag 

a contemptuous term for best friends; friends who are so close it's disgusting yet they insist their relationship is purely platonic

"So are you guys dicks in a bag now or what?"

"I thought they hated each other."
"Are you kidding me?! Look at 'em! They're total dicks in a bag."

dicks in a bag by KT Go. February 26, 2010