dickscum
the multi-coloured fungus that appears around the rim of the japs-eye of the penis,and maybe further if left untreated.
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dickscum
dickscum by cheese lover May 13, 2005
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Dicksum
A measure of a man's worth.
Dicksum (in) = 0.75 * Length + 1.25 * Girth
Girth = pi (3.14) * diameter
In the Dicksum equation, girth is weighted more heavily than length as length is somewhat overrated.
Average Dicksum = 10.25 inches
Dicksum (in) = 0.75 * Length + 1.25 * Girth
Girth = pi (3.14) * diameter
In the Dicksum equation, girth is weighted more heavily than length as length is somewhat overrated.
Average Dicksum = 10.25 inches
dickscuse
An obviously false excuse for one's penis either with regard to (size, performance, appearance, etc.)
Jenn: "Wow, now that's a small dick!"
Eric: "No, it's just cold, haven't you heard of shrinkage?"
Jenn: "It's the middle of summer and the air conditioner is broken, so..."
Eric: "I think the lighting must be making it look smaller..."
Jenn: "All I hear is dickscuse after dickscuse, little ass babydick having motherfucker! You should just own your tiny dingaling and move on."
Eric: "OK, fine, I have a small dick. Happy?"
Eric: "No, it's just cold, haven't you heard of shrinkage?"
Jenn: "It's the middle of summer and the air conditioner is broken, so..."
Eric: "I think the lighting must be making it look smaller..."
Jenn: "All I hear is dickscuse after dickscuse, little ass babydick having motherfucker! You should just own your tiny dingaling and move on."
Eric: "OK, fine, I have a small dick. Happy?"
dickscuse by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014
dickscuseme
dickscuseme by emrldwpn November 20, 2018
Dickslump
Dickslump by CrxzyBxstxrd November 2, 2013
dickscusting
dickscusting by Bobby Steele April 19, 2005
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