dickscum

the multi-coloured fungus that appears around the rim of the japs-eye of the penis,and maybe further if left untreated.

jesus christ dude i had to go to the doctors yesterday 2 get a lump of dickscum cut away from my japs-eye!!!! it fuckin wrecked dude!!!

by jacko April 16, 2005

dickscum

the fungus that appears around the japs eye of the penis if left unused for too long

i had too go to the doctors to get my dickscum removed

by cheese lover May 13, 2005

Dicksum

A measure of a man's worth.

Dicksum (in) = 0.75 * Length + 1.25 * Girth

Girth = pi (3.14) * diameter

In the Dicksum equation, girth is weighted more heavily than length as length is somewhat overrated.

Average Dicksum = 10.25 inches

Yo Vinnie, look how long my dick is, the ladies love it.

Length is overrated, dumbass, Dicksum is the measurement you need, mine's 12 inches.

by Chaea4u2 November 1, 2010

dickscuse

An obviously false excuse for one's penis either with regard to (size, performance, appearance, etc.)

Jenn: "Wow, now that's a small dick!"
Eric: "No, it's just cold, haven't you heard of shrinkage?"
Jenn: "It's the middle of summer and the air conditioner is broken, so..."
Eric: "I think the lighting must be making it look smaller..."
Jenn: "All I hear is dickscuse after dickscuse, little ass babydick having motherfucker! You should just own your tiny dingaling and move on."
Eric: "OK, fine, I have a small dick. Happy?"

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

dickscuseme

When someone says something particularly dickish.

"You've gained too much weight for my taste, but some guys are into that."

"Dickscuseme?!"

by emrldwpn November 20, 2018

Dickslump

The act of falling into your partners mouth while he/she gives you a blowjob.

Molly: So I started sucking his dick and he just dickslumped into me.
Julie: What a dick.

by CrxzyBxstxrd November 2, 2013

dickscusting

Anything relating to the male genitalia with a grotesque nature.

John, those herpes sores are dickscusting.

by Bobby Steele April 19, 2005