dicks in a bag

a contemptuous term for best friends; friends who are so close it's disgusting yet they insist their relationship is purely platonic

"So are you guys dicks in a bag now or what?"

"I thought they hated each other."
"Are you kidding me?! Look at 'em! They're total dicks in a bag."

by KT Go. February 27, 2010

dick in a bag

when calvin sticks his wang in the wong and that shit gets groovy

by chief conchaclan October 4, 2020

When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip

" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"

by A$AP Fatty September 22, 2020

A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.

Johnny: I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019

An insult or name used to describe one who behaves like a douche bag, asshole, or jerk.

1. That guy just tripped me! What a dick bag!

2. Kyle Rudolph

by Greg June 24, 2004

(n)A gay man's anus. A anus which encases penises inside it as if to give warmth or pleasure. Also can be a female vagina or butt hole.

by Alex MacGregor September 3, 2007

That cow's dick bag is so full of milk, she can hardly walk.

by fuckthathotass69 January 5, 2022