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ooh ooh eee ah ah, ding dang wannawanna bing bang
Something this high ass witch doctor told me to say to the girl I like. Definitely should NOT be said under any circumstances
Me: Hey, witch doctor, what should I say to the girl I like?
Witch Doctor: Ooh ooh eee ah ah, ding dang wannawanna bing bang!
Witch Doctor: Ooh ooh eee ah ah, ding dang wannawanna bing bang!
ooh ooh eee ah ah, ding dang wannawanna bing bang by I DID A THING, BRO!! March 7, 2016
Ding dong danger wank
The act of danger wanking while ding dong ditching someones house. The wanker must ring the doorbell, and then successfully masturbate before they can run away. All before the person answers the door.
-Dude, Jim totally ding dong danger wanked Kathleen's house last night.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.
Ding dong danger wank by Ultra Super Supreme King Dick November 6, 2011
Ding Dong Jello Wack
To fill a magnum condom with jello and smack in the face as to leave spermiside on someone unknowingly as they open the door.
We wanted to play ding dong ditch, but we wanted to do something more risky so we played a exciting game of Ding Dong Jello Wack.
Ding Dong Jello Wack by Dike Mink March 25, 2008
ding-day-bidda-wah-cacaguates
ding-day-bidda-wah-cacaguates by Schnaff September 19, 2003
wanna ding
Below are examples of wanna ding.
Having sex in the pool.
Having sex on the drier.
Having sex in the car.
Having sex in a bathroom.
Having sex in a library.
Having sex on a motorcycle.
Having sex at the movies.
Having sex in the class.
Having sex on a pool table.
Having sex on the counter.
Having sex against a wall.
Having sex in the pool.
Having sex on the drier.
Having sex in the car.
Having sex in a bathroom.
Having sex in a library.
Having sex on a motorcycle.
Having sex at the movies.
Having sex in the class.
Having sex on a pool table.
Having sex on the counter.
Having sex against a wall.
wanna ding by erotic pepsi October 8, 2005
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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