ding wa 

Fake Chinese word for "telephone" or "phone number."

"Call text my ding wa."
"Can I have your ding wa?" or more simply, "Ding wa?"

ding wa by zhrona January 15, 2014

ding-wad

A collection of tissues accumulated to staunch the bleeding from a small wound or ding

I dinged my finger closing the car door. It doesn't hurt anymore, but now I got this bloody ding-wad I have to toss out somewhere.

ding-wad by scatter44 November 19, 2013

ooh ooh eee ah ah, ding dang wannawanna bing bang 

Something this high ass witch doctor told me to say to the girl I like. Definitely should NOT be said under any circumstances

Me: Hey, witch doctor, what should I say to the girl I like?

Witch Doctor: Ooh ooh eee ah ah, ding dang wannawanna bing bang!

ooh ooh eee ah ah, ding dang wannawanna bing bang by I DID A THING, BRO!! March 7, 2016

Ding dong danger wank 

The act of danger wanking while ding dong ditching someones house. The wanker must ring the doorbell, and then successfully masturbate before they can run away. All before the person answers the door.

-Dude, Jim totally ding dong danger wanked Kathleen's house last night.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.

Ding dong danger wank by Ultra Super Supreme King Dick November 6, 2011

Ding Dong Jello Wack 

To fill a magnum condom with jello and smack in the face as to leave spermiside on someone unknowingly as they open the door.

We wanted to play ding dong ditch, but we wanted to do something more risky so we played a exciting game of Ding Dong Jello Wack.

Ding Dong Jello Wack by Dike Mink March 25, 2008

ding-day-bidda-wah-cacaguates 

Usually used to expressed excitement, or any other feeling in mr jacob's class

what the fag.

ding-day-bidda-wah-cacaguates. whatthe

ding-day-bidda-wah-cacaguates by Schnaff September 19, 2003

wanna ding 

The incredible desire to have random sex.

Below are examples of wanna ding.
Having sex in the pool.
Having sex on the drier.
Having sex in the car.
Having sex in a bathroom.
Having sex in a library.
Having sex on a motorcycle.
Having sex at the movies.
Having sex in the class.
Having sex on a pool table.
Having sex on the counter.
Having sex against a wall.

wanna ding by erotic pepsi October 8, 2005