dillswac 

An abbreviation commonly used in internet forums or chats,

standing for "Do I look like someone who actually cares?".

"I'm way better than you in this game."
- "dillswac?"

dillswac by zaty May 27, 2015

dillsmack 

an idiot, a tool, a reject.

"your are the biggest dillsmack I know"

dillsmack by axel2194 September 15, 2009

dillsack onchin 

antagonist in JAKE THE PIMP feature movie.

or, anyone you personally know, that deserves to have a dick in their mouth, and a hairy, sweaty, smelly sack of balls on their chin.

at the club Joe returns from the restroom to find some lame guy hitting hard on his girlfriend.

Joe: hey aren't you that famous asian actor Dillsack Onchin?!

Alvin: I don't know, am I?

dillsack onchin by sandspit November 25, 2007

dillywacking 

wasting time; being less than productive.

"Curtis, you shouldn't be there dillywacking when there's work to be done!"

dillywacking by cranberry. March 3, 2010

Dillwacking Cumguzzler 

A man, or woman, who is exceptionally annoying and could be also said because you think a male is gay.

See also: gay

"Dude, Talon is wearing rainbow socks. He must be a Dillwacking Cumguzzler."

Dillwacking Cumguzzler by freezefire December 21, 2007

dillywacking 

An activity involving matches being simultaneously flicked and lit. The matches are held like paper footballs against the striker on the matchbox. The middle or fore finger is then used to flick the match. This causes the match to be lit before flying off the box. Often played as a game with friends.

Never go dillywacking in the woods. You could start forest fires. Also, be careful not to dillywack into someone's hair.

dillywacking by Jimmy The Giant October 13, 2011

Dillywacker 

A long stick people used to use to smack someones weiner if they did something bad.

redneck mom:Clevis!!!!!!!!! did you knock up the next door neighbors daughter.

Clevis:no ma i aint ever done did dat.

redneck mom:i dont beleieve ya,dont make me get out the dillywacker.
Clevis:NO MA!!!

(redneck mom slaps sons weiner with dillywacker)

Clevis:oooooohhh ma it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dillywacker by chickenpotpie45 October 15, 2011