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dicksmack 

Yo! Dicksmack, stop hitting yourself.
dicksmack by Anonymous October 30, 2002

Dicksmacker 

1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.

2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.

3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.
Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.

or

"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"

"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."
Dicksmacker by Skye Guy May 31, 2009

Dillpacker

Is used in reference to something that is dill pickle and a penis that one should pack it in something.
Phil: Yo! Why you being such a dillpacker Larry.

Larry: Okay I will stop now. You win bro.

dillsack onchin 

antagonist in JAKE THE PIMP feature movie.

or, anyone you personally know, that deserves to have a dick in their mouth, and a hairy, sweaty, smelly sack of balls on their chin.
at the club Joe returns from the restroom to find some lame guy hitting hard on his girlfriend.

Joe: hey aren't you that famous asian actor Dillsack Onchin?!

Alvin: I don't know, am I?
dillsack onchin by sandspit November 25, 2007

dillywacking 

"Curtis, you shouldn't be there dillywacking when there's work to be done!"
dillywacking by cranberry. March 3, 2010