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redneck mom:Clevis!!!!!!!!! did you knock up the next door neighbors daughter.
Clevis:no ma i aint ever done did dat.
redneck mom:i dont beleieve ya,dont make me get out the dillywacker.
Clevis:NO MA!!!
(redneck mom slaps sons weiner with dillywacker)
Clevis:oooooohhh ma it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clevis:no ma i aint ever done did dat.
redneck mom:i dont beleieve ya,dont make me get out the dillywacker.
Clevis:NO MA!!!
(redneck mom slaps sons weiner with dillywacker)
Clevis:oooooohhh ma it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by chickenpotpie45 October 15, 2011