dillwack

Someone who is just way to sussy for their own good.

Jake: What's wrong with Alex?
Joe: I don't know man he's just being a dillwack.

by Henry H. Reynolds December 14, 2014

dilwacker

a douche bag; a fake; an arrogant yet stupid slob; a user/abuser of people or things; a synthetic penis; a jerk.

That guy from Janesville is such a dilwacker! That's the last time I'll let him date my daughter!

by thingoneandthingtwo November 5, 2012

Dillpacker

Is used in reference to something that is dill pickle and a penis that one should pack it in something.

Phil: Yo! Why you being such a dillpacker Larry.

Larry: Okay I will stop now. You win bro.

by TheyCallMeThePotatoQueen March 31, 2013

dillsack onchin

antagonist in JAKE THE PIMP feature movie.

or, anyone you personally know, that deserves to have a dick in their mouth, and a hairy, sweaty, smelly sack of balls on their chin.

at the club Joe returns from the restroom to find some lame guy hitting hard on his girlfriend.

Joe: hey aren't you that famous asian actor Dillsack Onchin?!

Alvin: I don't know, am I?

by sandspit November 25, 2007

dillywacking

wasting time; being less than productive.

"Curtis, you shouldn't be there dillywacking when there's work to be done!"

by cranberry. March 3, 2010

Dillwacking Cumguzzler

A man, or woman, who is exceptionally annoying and could be also said because you think a male is gay.

See also: gay

"Dude, Talon is wearing rainbow socks. He must be a Dillwacking Cumguzzler."

by freezefire December 21, 2007

dillywacking

An activity involving matches being simultaneously flicked and lit. The matches are held like paper footballs against the striker on the matchbox. The middle or fore finger is then used to flick the match. This causes the match to be lit before flying off the box. Often played as a game with friends.

Never go dillywacking in the woods. You could start forest fires. Also, be careful not to dillywack into someone's hair.

by Jimmy The Giant October 13, 2011