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dilkster 

Someone who dips their dick in milk and continuously slurps on the head.
Dylan is a dilkster.
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dinkster 

Travels using a parasol to descend from the sky to arrive at their destination to defeat robots using a lasso.
A Dinkster expects everybody to know who they are and is massively big headed.
"Did somebody ring the Dinkster?"

Dickster 

A hipster that is a douche bag or dick. Or in other words, every hipster.
That Starbucks was full of dicksters.
Dickster by BallHard. August 26, 2013

mr dickster 

it's your penis dumb ass

your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches

any teacher that you ever had
Cousin 1: What is mr dickster doing at the high school football game? dude doesn't even have kids.

Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.

Cousin 1: nice.

Dirkster 

Dirk T Lemmons is The Dirkster and creator of the urban Gang-Intervention.org site that pulls hits from Crips.com and Bloods.com. The sites started in 1998 and are the result of Dirk Lemmons spending time in the inner City of St Louis as the owner of a security iron company that placed bars on windows and doors. Dirk was also the property manager of hundreds of inner city apartment buildings. In doing this work he soon developed a disire to help urban kids find good alternatives to Gang Life
Dirkster.com,Dirkster,Crips.com and Bloods.com point to gang-intervention.org.
Dirkster by The Bar man March 26, 2009

dillster 

Common word for "dumbass," "fuckwit," or "stupid."
Damnit, Eric! You are such a dillster for dropping the soap!
dillster by Jimbabwe March 26, 2007

dicksterity

1. The possession of an extremely versatile penis.

2. The ability to give yourself a blowjob.
1. His dicksterity enabled him to please any woman.

2. His dicksterity enabled him to please himself.
dicksterity by Killing Kittens August 3, 2005
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