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dilds

A dude whos head is in the shape of a dildo. Usualy this person is uncordinated and runs into walls horizontaly, has very, very white skin and hates negros
Shot dilds you chump, how the fuck did you manage to get that bruse
by Dilds July 22, 2006
mugGet the dildsmug.

dilding

'I've got a video of the fugly one off Love Island dilding'
by general cock block August 9, 2019
mugGet the dildingmug.

Dilded

Last night, I decided to change it up and got dilded by my wife.
by jmerriex March 4, 2013
mugGet the Dildedmug.

Dild

A phalic instrument used for self-stimulation.
Ross, you're such a fuckin chocolate covered dild! Go back home and do the Jack off! God damn, what a fuckin ass ramming cock fag...
by Dangis Kahn January 13, 2004
mugGet the Dildmug.

dild

1. A word often used in a phrase to express despair at a dire situation.

2. Also can be used as a way of insulting someone, or inferring you don't care about their whingeing.

3. Can be used as a random comment.
"Oh man, that sucks the dild."

"Go suck a dild."

"Dild."
by catastridphe July 17, 2006
mugGet the dildmug.

dild

He's such a DILD.
by theRealDILD June 1, 2018
mugGet the dildmug.

dild

Want to play with my dild?
by PilsAreSad August 15, 2021
mugGet the dildmug.

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