dildsu

Didsu’s (Didsu Itsu) as a Dildo

I could use Dildsu right now after a long day of work

by Didsu January 27, 2021

dildouche

An amalgamation of the words 'dildo' and 'douche.' A dildouche is more commonly referred to as a choch

Oh my god, Phillip. You're such a dildouche.

by silentjay April 9, 2007

dildustration

Refers to the way the mail order phallus shaped vibrators are illustrated in ads in the back of magazines with a woman massaging her neck. Yeh,right!

I'm amused by that dildustration of the woman using that dildo to relieve sore neck muscles.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

Dildude

A male who sleeps with a large number of people. In essence, he is just a dildo, being only used for his penis.

Stevie: I've had sex with five people this week.

Jeff: You're a dildude.

by Nig-Nag June 6, 2009

Dildurd

a turd which curls out of your anus to penetrate your vagina

That dildurd got shit all over my pussy.

by fupalot May 4, 2009

dildouche

a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that is used to describe a person who is experiencing qualities that are feminine like a dildo, yet idiotic and ridiculous as ones portrayed by a douche; thus morphing the person into the phrase "dildouche".

"Did you see Roger last night? He was being such a dildouche!"

"The way you hang out with girls all the time and have a shitty personality leaves me to the conclusion that you must be a dildouche."

by Jam Master Joke August 13, 2009

Dildunicorn

When you strap a dildo to your head and have intercourse with a girl using the dildo on your forehead.

Wait? You dildunicorned Samatha, why would any self respecting girl allow someone to do that to her.

by midget pornstar May 30, 2009