dildsu 

Didsu’s (Didsu Itsu) as a Dildo

I could use Dildsu right now after a long day of work

dildsu by Didsu January 27, 2021

dildouche

An amalgamation of the words 'dildo' and 'douche.' A dildouche is more commonly referred to as a choch

Oh my god, Phillip. You're such a dildouche.

dildouche by silentjay April 9, 2007

dildustration

Refers to the way the mail order phallus shaped vibrators are illustrated in ads in the back of magazines with a woman massaging her neck. Yeh,right!

I'm amused by that dildustration of the woman using that dildo to relieve sore neck muscles.

dildustration by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

Dildude 

A male who sleeps with a large number of people. In essence, he is just a dildo, being only used for his penis.

Stevie: I've had sex with five people this week.

Jeff: You're a dildude.

Dildude by Nig-Nag June 6, 2009

Dildurd 

a turd which curls out of your anus to penetrate your vagina

That dildurd got shit all over my pussy.

Dildurd by fupalot May 4, 2009

dildouche

a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that is used to describe a person who is experiencing qualities that are feminine like a dildo, yet idiotic and ridiculous as ones portrayed by a douche; thus morphing the person into the phrase "dildouche".

"Did you see Roger last night? He was being such a dildouche!"

"The way you hang out with girls all the time and have a shitty personality leaves me to the conclusion that you must be a dildouche."

dildouche by Jam Master Joke August 13, 2009

Dildunicorn 

When you strap a dildo to your head and have intercourse with a girl using the dildo on your forehead.

Wait? You dildunicorned Samatha, why would any self respecting girl allow someone to do that to her.

Dildunicorn by midget pornstar May 30, 2009