Definitions by MaffaMuffa

Dilds 

A slang term. It usually means either two things; a nasty piece of human trash, or a blowfish's genitals. This word isn't well known and had been forgotten almost the same day it was created.

"You're such a dilds."

Dilds by MaffaMuffa April 9, 2017

Massive

A word to describe something big. It can also be a description of the male Gentiles.

"That man is massive!"

Massive by MaffaMuffa April 7, 2017

Moofiss 

The act of rubbing a carpet with a cat, then giving birth on that spot.

"Get over here cat I'm about to Moofiss..."

Moofiss by MaffaMuffa April 6, 2017

Horry Patter 

It's Harry Potter but with the A and the O switched around. This is a puppet from a puppet show performed by a puppeteer who likes making parodies of movies.

"Did you see the new play with Horry Patter? He was amazing!"

Horry Patter by MaffaMuffa April 6, 2017

•-• 

A dull face. It's used to show uninterest or unappeal, and is similar to the ._. face.

"I just got some new socks!"

"Oh, okay. •-•"

•-• by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017

slaughtermelon 

The act of killing/murdering someone with a melon.

"If that farmer sells me one more rotten melon, I'm gonna slaughtermelon his family."

slaughtermelon by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017

Subterranean Bath Soap

The act of melting three specific fruits, freezing them, melting them again, freezing them once more, throwing them off a cliff, scavenging the shards of frozen fruit that fell from the cliff, rubbing them against a tree, then shoving every shard up their lover's rear all at once.

"Oh baby gimme some Subterranean Bath Soap right now I need it"

Subterranean Bath Soap by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017