Moofiss

The act of rubbing a carpet with a cat, then giving birth on that spot.

"Get over here cat I'm about to Moofiss..."

by MaffaMuffa April 6, 2017

Massachunk

A person who calls the police to report their friend for smuggling illegal drugs, but then smuggles the illegal drugs after the friend has been arrested and has dropped the soap.

"I'm a total Massachunk and you know you wanna get some mighty fine grass ya hear me huh what?"

by MaffaMuffa April 4, 2017

Horry Patter

It's Harry Potter but with the A and the O switched around. This is a puppet from a puppet show performed by a puppeteer who likes making parodies of movies.

"Did you see the new play with Horry Patter? He was amazing!"

by MaffaMuffa April 6, 2017

Cat Doctor

A doctor who happens to be a cat.

"We need a pussy. We need a Cat Doctor!"

by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017

slaughtermelon

The act of killing/murdering someone with a melon.

"If that farmer sells me one more rotten melon, I'm gonna slaughtermelon his family."

by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017

Massive

A word to describe something big. It can also be a description of the male Gentiles.

"That man is massive!"

by MaffaMuffa April 7, 2017

Subterranean Bath Soap

The act of melting three specific fruits, freezing them, melting them again, freezing them once more, throwing them off a cliff, scavenging the shards of frozen fruit that fell from the cliff, rubbing them against a tree, then shoving every shard up their lover's rear all at once.

"Oh baby gimme some Subterranean Bath Soap right now I need it"

by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017