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A chainsaw where the teeth are made of dildos

Oh shit he's got a dildsaw

Dildsaw by Channman September 15, 2017

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dildawhirl

the ultimate form of pleasuring ones self by use of a long hard object aka spinning pleaser, known in Brittan as the olde sit'n spin. It is usually the shape as a dumbbell with one end missing but can be as big as a 20 story building. this device is used by males only.

last night i rode the dildawhirl for nine hours straight

dildawhirl by Flarthy January 23, 2007

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dilsaw

Generally a powered saw where instead of a cutting blade you have a dildo in its place.

I was watching porn when two girls using a dilsaw came on.. it was wild

dilsaw by Blargh February 9, 2015

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dildosaw

A term for a dildo attached to a motorized machine that can move at rapid speeds.
The saw part in Dildosaw refers to it moving really fast and if used wrong can saw/rip thru your asshole

Jackson Hey doc, my ass is a bit... destroyed
doctor sex How do you mean?
Jackson I tried that Dildosaw stuff and it went wrong
Doctor sex Oh Jackson why do you always do these things you might not be able to poop ever again

dildosaw by Cesare simp April 29, 2021

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Dildrawer

A drawer in which one stores dildos

Im running out of space in my dildrawer, damn you Bad Dragon!

Dildrawer by AniDracon March 28, 2022

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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