DilDad

A DilDad is a Dildo which has been shaped by the users father. Particularly women with Daddy issues

So I've bought myself a dildad to resist the urge to actually have sex with my father. At least I know how he feels inside of me without the incest

by Alright Aree? April 16, 2017

Dildad

Originating in West Las Vegas in the late 80's and then making it's way to the Mid South, Dildad is just another way of saying Dildo.

Joel: Did you get that Porno magazine from your stash?
Brian: Hell Yea, check it out this bitch is fucking herself with a dildad!

*Shit goes wrong*
Random Guy: Well fuck me up the ass with a big rubber dildad.

by Skazellino August 31, 2013

Dildad

A male equivalent of a Milf, a person with children that young women find attractive.

Have you seen that guy Jenny's dating? He's really old! She tells me he's a Dildad.

by Shagwan January 13, 2011

Dildad

Someone who can't keep their mouth shut when being renamed

One: "What are you?-"

Two: 'Changing your name'

One: "Oh I thought it was gonna be dildad or smth"

One: "Good idea"

by Fawnaa December 27, 2021

dildano

(Noun) Any object that cannot under any circumstances be considered a dildo.

Guy 1: "Hey man can she use that as a dildo?"
Guy 2: "Considering that it's sawblade, I'm going to have to say that it's a dildano.

by Legolas10100 May 7, 2020

dilladome

1. Getting incredibly hyphy/dummy with you homies.
2. When ridding on the yellow buss for long amounts of time many people get carsick. this sickness is referred to as dilladome.
3. Getting Wasted/Stoned to the point where you get thizz face.
4. also another another world that represents cannabis. example "Lets smoke dat sweet dilladome."

"Yo, me and the home boys are going to get dilladome tonight, with some chica bitches."
"fool, we should get dilladome!"
"lets blaze up dat dilladome!"

by Dr. Dummie May 11, 2008

Slang Dildangin'

A process inspired by the accurately named "Slang Dangin'" this process requires the aid of a plastic paynus substitute otherwise known as a "dildo." The difference of this is that two females are involved in said phenomenon where one female using a sexual aid device will then assault the delicate lady parts of a girl who is about to become one Slang Dildangin' less innocent. If preformed properly escape is not possible due to paralysis from the waist down.

Guyface: Did you hear ashley cant walk?
Girlface: yea! her and breadquanda were Slang Dildangin' last night!
Guyface: poor ashley!

by TheInfamousKiDd November 14, 2014