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Originating in West Las Vegas in the late 80's and then making it's way to the Mid South, Dildad is just another way of saying Dildo.
Joel: Did you get that Porno magazine from your stash?
Brian: Hell Yea, check it out this bitch is fucking herself with a dildad!

*Shit goes wrong*
Random Guy: Well fuck me up the ass with a big rubber dildad.
Dildad by Skazellino August 31, 2013
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A male equivalent of a Milf, a person with children that young women find attractive.
Have you seen that guy Jenny's dating? He's really old! She tells me he's a Dildad.
Dildad by Shagwan January 13, 2011
Someone who can't keep their mouth shut when being renamed
One: "What are you?-"

Two: 'Changing your name'

One: "Oh I thought it was gonna be dildad or smth"

One: "Good idea"
Dildad by Fawnaa December 27, 2021
(Noun) Any object that cannot under any circumstances be considered a dildo.
Guy 1: "Hey man can she use that as a dildo?"
Guy 2: "Considering that it's sawblade, I'm going to have to say that it's a dildano.
dildano by Legolas10100 May 7, 2020

dilladome 

1. Getting incredibly hyphy/dummy with you homies.
2. When ridding on the yellow buss for long amounts of time many people get carsick. this sickness is referred to as dilladome.
3. Getting Wasted/Stoned to the point where you get thizz face.
4. also another another world that represents cannabis. example "Lets smoke dat sweet dilladome."
"Yo, me and the home boys are going to get dilladome tonight, with some chica bitches."
"fool, we should get dilladome!"
"lets blaze up dat dilladome!"
dilladome by Dr. Dummie May 11, 2008

Slang Dildangin' 

A process inspired by the accurately named "Slang Dangin'" this process requires the aid of a plastic paynus substitute otherwise known as a "dildo." The difference of this is that two females are involved in said phenomenon where one female using a sexual aid device will then assault the delicate lady parts of a girl who is about to become one Slang Dildangin' less innocent. If preformed properly escape is not possible due to paralysis from the waist down.
Guyface: Did you hear ashley cant walk?
Girlface: yea! her and breadquanda were Slang Dildangin' last night!
Guyface: poor ashley!
Slang Dildangin' by TheInfamousKiDd November 14, 2014
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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