'Yo bitch, i took a shit load of acid and i'm looking to dildout'
'How much crack do you have you rare ass mother fucker'
'How much crack do you have you rare ass mother fucker'
by Sam Faulkner and Jonny Bell May 30, 2006
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by silentjay April 9, 2007
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Males who act gay in certain situations, also when people look like they take a dildo up their anus.
Men who say homosexual sayings.
EX. Dude I love you shirt where did you get it from?
Men who say homosexual sayings.
EX. Dude I love you shirt where did you get it from?
by Great BamGeno July 13, 2012
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The science or study of dildos and the origin of their creation. Trademarked by Dildotics Incorporated, circa 2002.
Adv. Form
The situation of participating of acting like a dildo, douche, or cock smoker.
The science or study of dildos and the origin of their creation. Trademarked by Dildotics Incorporated, circa 2002.
Adv. Form
The situation of participating of acting like a dildo, douche, or cock smoker.
Noun;
After finishing college with a major in dildotics, I will further plan to make giant pleasure giving penises to woman across the world; those with pussies the size of trashcans, ones like a Bear Claw.
Adv;
Why the fuck was Scott acting so dildotically?
After finishing college with a major in dildotics, I will further plan to make giant pleasure giving penises to woman across the world; those with pussies the size of trashcans, ones like a Bear Claw.
Adv;
Why the fuck was Scott acting so dildotically?
by C. Beauregard January 16, 2008
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"Did you see Roger last night? He was being such a dildouche!"
"The way you hang out with girls all the time and have a shitty personality leaves me to the conclusion that you must be a dildouche."
"The way you hang out with girls all the time and have a shitty personality leaves me to the conclusion that you must be a dildouche."
by Jam Master Joke August 13, 2009
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person 1: hey man wanna go find the Rectillious Dildous Maximus?
person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!
person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!
by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010
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