dildout 

On a hot ass LSD trip while boning a crack whore

'Yo bitch, i took a shit load of acid and i'm looking to dildout'
'How much crack do you have you rare ass mother fucker'

dildout by Sam Faulkner and Jonny Bell May 30, 2006

dildouche

An amalgamation of the words 'dildo' and 'douche.' A dildouche is more commonly referred to as a choch

Oh my god, Phillip. You're such a dildouche.

dildouche by silentjay April 9, 2007

Dildostrouss

Males who act gay in certain situations, also when people look like they take a dildo up their anus.

Men who say homosexual sayings.

EX. Dude I love you shirt where did you get it from?

Look at that dildostrouss over there.

He is defineitly a dildostrouss.

Dildostrouss.

Dildostrouss by Great BamGeno July 13, 2012

dildotics 

dill-dod-iks; noun or adj.

The science or study of dildos and the origin of their creation. Trademarked by Dildotics Incorporated, circa 2002.

Adv. Form
The situation of participating of acting like a dildo, douche, or cock smoker.

Noun;
After finishing college with a major in dildotics, I will further plan to make giant pleasure giving penises to woman across the world; those with pussies the size of trashcans, ones like a Bear Claw.

Adv;
Why the fuck was Scott acting so dildotically?

dildotics by C. Beauregard January 16, 2008

dildontics 

the art of using didoes and other sex toys

She has a degree in dildontics. She accepts plastic, And I don't mean VISA.

dildontics by Rik Bagtaz November 21, 2007

dildouche

a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that is used to describe a person who is experiencing qualities that are feminine like a dildo, yet idiotic and ridiculous as ones portrayed by a douche; thus morphing the person into the phrase "dildouche".

"Did you see Roger last night? He was being such a dildouche!"

"The way you hang out with girls all the time and have a shitty personality leaves me to the conclusion that you must be a dildouche."

dildouche by Jam Master Joke August 13, 2009

Rectillious Dildous Maximus 

The T-Rex of all dildos. The prophecy is said that such a dildo still exists to mankind today. This dildo is said to be "Harder to find than the holy grail". In order to obtain it one must join the gay mafia and pass through the initiation of sucking Satans thorny cock.

person 1: hey man wanna go find the Rectillious Dildous Maximus?

person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!

Rectillious Dildous Maximus by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010