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The Dildatrons 

"The Dildatrons" are primarily an underground punk/hardcore band from the UK. they also run a successful Royton based Adult shoe shine booth under the same name.
They have been known to experiment with many other genre's such as Metal, Virgin Jazz, Urine beat, Meow dance, pop, spoken word, freeform masturbation, cock rock, christian rock, satanic rock, defecation Bop and Horrible noise art.

The band site there biggest influence as Ian Botham.
There are no confirmed band bio's, However it is widley accepted that the band was started by Brothers Zoltar and Wolfgang after watching Mumford and sons in concert.

The band were originally called The Piss Flaps, but soon changed it out of taste after their mother suffered a bladder infection. (covered in song "momma no wee no mo")
the band now comprises of over 30 "Disciples of Tron".
The band have only ever performed one live show in front of an audience, they were forced to stop gigging due to the controversial nature of there performances. Allegations of Bestiality have since been cleared.
the band do post music on the internet, but at irregular intervals. Currently only "What you gettin Lemon for" is uploaded, However onn the 20th of december the band Offically announced they were relesing a new EP before the end of 2010 and it would be availiable as a free download.
luke: "did you go to the dildatrons gig last night?"
lou: "pardon, sorry im a bit deaf today"
luke: "ye man"
The Dildatrons by ilovezoltar December 21, 2010

dildation membrane 

A person that has no regard how cheap they look to another person and wear the name like a badge. a.k.a. Just being an asshole in general. Being a dildo skin.
The guy almost knocked me over in the coffee line so he could pick up a penny. What a dildation membrane.

dilation 

The expanding of the vagina or anus by means of inserting plugs that are gradually larger, or by inserting a plug that can be expanded by a ratchet or a pump.
While inflating that butt plug for dilation the sub came instantly.
dilation by DOMRichard February 8, 2015

Time Dilation 

An effect something can have on time. When everything around you continues as normal but time within the dilation field runs fast/slow.
1. The time dilation effect inside the classroom turned seconds into hours.

2. I sat up talking to the beautiful girl without realising we were stuck in time dilation and the sun came up before I knew what happened!
Time Dilation by Is me, Mario July 19, 2010

dildonating 

Kelly was dildonating her fat vag last night. Yeah, I saw it and it was really gross.
dildonating by Vive Cuervo November 14, 2009

Dildatious 

Like courageous or daring, but dildatious. It's a term mainly used by girls to show what a dildo you are being. Used to show that although you are doing something courageous or daring, you are also being a dick or a dildo at the same time.
Emma, stop being so dildatious.
Dildatious by Harry Rodgers August 20, 2013
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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