Dildoa™

a dildo-shaped tube used by women while in bed if they are too lazy to get up to take a piss. usually, a bucket sits on the floor and the Dildoa™ will lead into the bucket to be dumped out later. can also double as an actual dildo

I have to pee so bad... I really wish I had my Dildoa™ right about now

by spuddypotat September 28, 2017

Dildoating

When you put your phone on vibrate. This is usually said about girls phones.

Mike: Susanne! Your phone is dildoating again!
Sussane: Oh....whoops.

by A.H. November 5, 2005

dildoation

The act of getting dildoed; to have a dildo inserted into oneself.

Susan was put through a rigorous session of dildoation in order to join the sorority.

by matt blockner September 3, 2013