Dildoating 

When you put your phone on vibrate. This is usually said about girls phones.

Mike: Susanne! Your phone is dildoating again!
Sussane: Oh....whoops.

Dildoating by A.H. November 5, 2005

dildogging 

Making use of an aroused male dog's anatomy for sexual pleasure as if it were a dildo

";I've not seen Mary for a while."
"Probably won't be out tonight either, I heard her dildogging in her bedroom with her labradoor."

dildogging by B0b the Destroyer November 23, 2011

dildoing 

1. the act of fucking a vibrator or dildo
2. a pleasure of orgasmic perportions

Is that girl dildoing her hairy pussy?

dildoing by Phew May 5, 2004

dildoing 

1) The act of using a dildo on someone.....or something.
2) Word added to dictionary to settle the age old question, "Is using a dildo on someone different than fucking someone." and the answer is of course yes, it is different

"The girl had to resort to dildoing because she did not have a penis to fuck somebody with."

dildoing by Kevin_Circa1987 October 7, 2005

dildonating 

Using a dildo. Masturbating.

Kelly was dildonating her fat vag last night. Yeah, I saw it and it was really gross.

dildonating by Vive Cuervo November 14, 2009

Dilating

The time at which you're waiting to use the bathroom to go poop and someone is currently using the toilet.

Hey, can you hurry up in there?! I am dilating big time!

Dilating by thee_agrizzle August 27, 2012

Dildoing 

It started out with a bunch of friends driving all around town yelling Dildo at people. After a while we moved on to other, more harsh obseneties, such as racial slurs and a wide variety of curse words.

verb. Yelling obsene words at people out of a window of a moving car.

(Yelling out a window of a car) HEY FUCK FACE I WANNA STICK MY DICK IN YOUR TIGHT ASS!

(Yelling out a window of a car) EXCUSE ME NIGGER, WANNA BE MY SLAVE!?

Carl- Who wants to go Dildoing today?

Dildoing by BluntTrauma December 1, 2009