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Dildoating 

When you put your phone on vibrate. This is usually said about girls phones.
Mike: Susanne! Your phone is dildoating again!
Sussane: Oh....whoops.
Dildoating by A.H. November 5, 2005
Words you can keep

dildogging 

Making use of an aroused male dog's anatomy for sexual pleasure as if it were a dildo
";I've not seen Mary for a while."
"Probably won't be out tonight either, I heard her dildogging in her bedroom with her labradoor."
dildogging by B0b the Destroyer November 23, 2011

dildoing 

1. the act of fucking a vibrator or dildo
2. a pleasure of orgasmic perportions
Is that girl dildoing her hairy pussy?
dildoing by Phew May 5, 2004

dildoing 

1) The act of using a dildo on someone.....or something.
2) Word added to dictionary to settle the age old question, "Is using a dildo on someone different than fucking someone." and the answer is of course yes, it is different
"The girl had to resort to dildoing because she did not have a penis to fuck somebody with."
dildoing by Kevin_Circa1987 October 7, 2005

dildonating 

Kelly was dildonating her fat vag last night. Yeah, I saw it and it was really gross.
dildonating by Vive Cuervo November 14, 2009
The time at which you're waiting to use the bathroom to go poop and someone is currently using the toilet.
Hey, can you hurry up in there?! I am dilating big time!
Dilating by thee_agrizzle August 27, 2012

Dildoing 

It started out with a bunch of friends driving all around town yelling Dildo at people. After a while we moved on to other, more harsh obseneties, such as racial slurs and a wide variety of curse words.

verb. Yelling obsene words at people out of a window of a moving car.
(Yelling out a window of a car) HEY FUCK FACE I WANNA STICK MY DICK IN YOUR TIGHT ASS!

(Yelling out a window of a car) EXCUSE ME NIGGER, WANNA BE MY SLAVE!?

Carl- Who wants to go Dildoing today?
Dildoing by BluntTrauma December 1, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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