dildonik
that girl need to ues a extension cord to plug in her dildonik insted of using batteries for her dildo
dildonik by adam aka bart May 11, 2004
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Dildonkulous
/'dildōnkyələs/ Adjective: WAYYY beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous. This echelon of absurdity can only be associated with dildos.
Stacy: Can you believe Adam didn't reply to my texts last night?
Rebecca: No way! I can't -
A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.
Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?
Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!
Rebecca: No way! I can't -
A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.
Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?
Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!
Dildonkulous by JulianoBodega October 31, 2012
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dildonian
When somebody acts completely dildonic for a long time possibly months or years. There entire existence is swallowed up and any link to the human race has been lost. nobody wants to know them and they rarely have friends. if they do engage in some form of social activity you can pretty much guarantee it will be with other dildonians who have also been rejected from society.
dildoni
A male, obsessed with the size of his penis and his overabundance of testosterone, who shouts at anyone willing to listen to him about his excess of sexual potency.
dildonic
Chronic Dildonis
When someone gets an erection but instead of the penis becoming swollen with blood it gradually becomes smaller and eventually retracts into one’s body.
Person 1: Bro did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.
Chronic Dildonis by Kdaddy&Pat February 16, 2019
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