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The latest video from Project Veritas' dildo-boat claims to show proof that the ACLU is actually run by Martian abortion-loving Nazis.
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Dildobotics
Dildobotics is scientific study of dildos, so that in the future, the world may have better dildos, thus becoming happier and more productive. Lack of adequate access to dildos causes misery for millions around the world, but does George Bush launch a war for their freedom? Does he fuck.
The art of dildo production involves detailed knowledge of the sexual organs of women and design details must be carefully considered. For example, what is the average size of the orifices of the target market? This becomes an important question when one is in the important global dildo market.
Some people may laugh at the idea of a science of dildobotics, but at the University of Tokyo (which is in Japan) the Institute of Applied Dildobotics receives more applications each year than there are research places.
Inside the elegant, modern architecture of this internationally recognised body, are housed a plethora of top secret dildo-ological research machines. Every day, thousands of inches of plastic fucktoys of varying length and diameter are scientifically rammed into test subjects and the results are scanned, databased, indexed, collated and extrapolated. Test subjects are asked to fill in detailed questionnaires concerning their experiences.
But wait! there is much more. Once a world-beating dildo design has been crafted, the thing itself must be made. Designers, engineers, CNC programmers, chemists, molding experts, plastics manufacturers must all be marshalled and organized to manufacture dildos, thus creating jobs in far eastern countries. And even after that, there must be sales, marketing and administration teams, transport departments and shipping companies all DEDICATED to delivering dildos of the finest quality to YOU, the consumer.
So as you can see, there is a lot more to dildobotics than you might imagine.
The art of dildo production involves detailed knowledge of the sexual organs of women and design details must be carefully considered. For example, what is the average size of the orifices of the target market? This becomes an important question when one is in the important global dildo market.
Some people may laugh at the idea of a science of dildobotics, but at the University of Tokyo (which is in Japan) the Institute of Applied Dildobotics receives more applications each year than there are research places.
Inside the elegant, modern architecture of this internationally recognised body, are housed a plethora of top secret dildo-ological research machines. Every day, thousands of inches of plastic fucktoys of varying length and diameter are scientifically rammed into test subjects and the results are scanned, databased, indexed, collated and extrapolated. Test subjects are asked to fill in detailed questionnaires concerning their experiences.
But wait! there is much more. Once a world-beating dildo design has been crafted, the thing itself must be made. Designers, engineers, CNC programmers, chemists, molding experts, plastics manufacturers must all be marshalled and organized to manufacture dildos, thus creating jobs in far eastern countries. And even after that, there must be sales, marketing and administration teams, transport departments and shipping companies all DEDICATED to delivering dildos of the finest quality to YOU, the consumer.
So as you can see, there is a lot more to dildobotics than you might imagine.
Dildobotics affects almost every area of our daily lives, stretching into our offices, homes, phones and cars. Oh wait, that's the internet.
Dildobotics by Dr Hans Jerkoff October 30, 2007
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dildobate
Well, quite basically a shorter way of saying 'masturbating with a dildo'.
Don't ask what we were talking about when we made up this word.
Don't ask what we were talking about when we made up this word.
person 1 - OMG i just saw a chick in a video dildobate with the biggest one i've ever seen....
person 2 - what's dildobating?
person 3 - bating dildos, stupid
person 1 - no, you're both stupid, it's masturbating with a dildo.
person 2 - oh. i knew that.
person 2 - what's dildobating?
person 3 - bating dildos, stupid
person 1 - no, you're both stupid, it's masturbating with a dildo.
person 2 - oh. i knew that.
dildobate by JessyJeebs February 12, 2010
Dildobat
Dildobat is a big slightly curved dildo looking like bat(not the animal) that people use to either hit others or for other uses not to be confused with a regular dildo.
Dave: shit bob I accidentally hit susan with the dildobat
Bob: XD that sound wrong on so many levels......but yeah its serious
Bob: XD that sound wrong on so many levels......but yeah its serious
Dildobat by The Real ID December 29, 2014
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.