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dilapidated hypomnesia 

A state of memory somewhere between absolutely nothing and very very little something. Not the best place to be. You rather be at absolutely nothing were one has many more options instead of suffering from dilapidated hypomnesia in which you are in an almost limbo moronic state that allows you to be functional but to the very minimum of once capabilities...this is not an illness. this is an unfortunate gradual choice.
As he pressed the buttons of his (all purpose) remote for the 1,000,000 time while sitting on his 20 year old sofa and watch the same re-rans again and again with no care or purpose other than to kill the same time he has been killing for the last millennium, it was evident to all of us this was another tragic case of dilapidated hypomnesia.
dilapidated hypomnesia by babyz7z7 October 11, 2011
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Deflapidated 

An anaemic toastie. Where the bread isn't given enough time to properly toast and seal together. Resulting in a limp toasted sandwich.
I was so hungry, I couldn't wait to eat. So I took my toastie out early and now it's all deflapidated!
Deflapidated by Sinead O'Conker November 11, 2014

dilapidated 

Fallen into disrepair or partial ruin,usually through neglect.
Deteriorated, run-down,decaying,
The engineers are trying to determine how to remove the dilapidated apartment complex.
dilapidated by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Dilapidated 

adj.

1.decayed, deteriorated, or fallen into partial ruin especially through neglect or misuse.

2.describes any female who easy to have sexual intercourse with.
"My dealer lives in a dilapidated old hosue"

"ew you hooked up with carissa??! That bitch's pussy is dilapidated"

Dilapidated by dilapidatedpussy March 31, 2009

Dilapidated Pussy

A pussy so fucked it is beyond repair.
“Bro you seen Violet, I she got dilapidated pussy last nigh”

Dilapitated 

Way of saying "dilapidated" by those same idiots who pronounce "library" as "liberry."
Anyone who says dilapitated intentionally is a dumbass.
Dilapitated by This is my handle okay November 24, 2021

Dilapitante 

A woman who is past her prime, yet still behaves as a debutante. Her habits include scandalous outfits that make younger people uncomfortable and flirtatious behavior with men at least 15 years younger. Also known as MILF or cougar.
Madonna and Cher are classic examples of a Dilapitante.
Dilapitante by MutantWhale March 30, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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