Dilapitante

A woman who is past her prime, yet still behaves as a debutante. Her habits include scandalous outfits that make younger people uncomfortable and flirtatious behavior with men at least 15 years younger. Also known as MILF or cougar.

Madonna and Cher are classic examples of a Dilapitante.

by MutantWhale March 30, 2007

dilapidated hypomnesia

A state of memory somewhere between absolutely nothing and very very little something. Not the best place to be. You rather be at absolutely nothing were one has many more options instead of suffering from dilapidated hypomnesia in which you are in an almost limbo moronic state that allows you to be functional but to the very minimum of once capabilities...this is not an illness. this is an unfortunate gradual choice.

As he pressed the buttons of his (all purpose) remote for the 1,000,000 time while sitting on his 20 year old sofa and watch the same re-rans again and again with no care or purpose other than to kill the same time he has been killing for the last millennium, it was evident to all of us this was another tragic case of dilapidated hypomnesia.

by babyz7z7 October 11, 2011

dilapidated

Fallen into disrepair or partial ruin,usually through neglect.
Deteriorated, run-down,decaying,

The engineers are trying to determine how to remove the dilapidated apartment complex.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Dilapidated

adj.

1.decayed, deteriorated, or fallen into partial ruin especially through neglect or misuse.

2.describes any female who easy to have sexual intercourse with.

"My dealer lives in a dilapidated old hosue"

"ew you hooked up with carissa??! That bitch's pussy is dilapidated"

by dilapidatedpussy March 31, 2009

Dilapitated

Way of saying "dilapidated" by those same idiots who pronounce "library" as "liberry."

Anyone who says dilapitated intentionally is a dumbass.

by This is my handle okay November 24, 2021

Dilapidated Pussy

A pussy so fucked it is beyond repair.

“Bro you seen Violet, I she got dilapidated pussy last nigh”

by FuckedInTheAss420 May 17, 2021

dilapidater

A man or woman who exaggerates their assets and lies about their age on internet dating sites. When you meet them in person they are actually much older and far more rundown.

Friend 1: How was your blind date with that guy last night?

Friend 2: It was a nightmare, he said he was 34 but he was actually 49 and I am pretty sure he was wearing a hairpiece.

Friend 1: He sounds like a dilapidater.

by Free Ranger June 3, 2007