Digestion 

The process in the alimentary canal by which food is broken up physically, as by the action of the teeth, and chemically, as by the action of enzymes, and converted into a substance suitable for absorption and assimilation into the body.

Bill digestion his father after becoming a cannibal.

Digestion by Milfs love me December 11, 2011

Digestion 

When food goes in the stomach and is broken down by stomach acid

Mr.Shiedt ate a cheeseburger and it went down the throat and into the stomach where digestion takes place. :D

Digestion by Mr. Sheidt August 6, 2011

digestion walk 

Thing old people and hipsters do after they have had a large meal.

My boyfriend and I took a digestion walk to the cemetery after lunch.

digestion walk by Jan Jaap May 12, 2014

Digestion Problems

It's just something I have; my inability to eat food

I have digestion problems.

Digestion Problems by Jar-of-Jelly September 2, 2022

transverse digestion 

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.

Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

transverse digestion by joseph blough April 8, 2022

auto-fellaciatic digestion 

One who cums in their hand and then eats it.

Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.

auto-fellaciatic digestion by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006

Reverse digestion 

When you're paralyzed from the shoulders up, and your girlfriend has to feed you mashed carrots up your butt. You poop out your mouth.

Leonard actively used reverse digestion after his accident. Things got messy.

Reverse digestion by LettuceBeFriends June 30, 2014