dierking

A state or act of coming to such a state that is typically characterized by the hyper-postmodernist feelings of distanced existential alienation. It is often mistakenly confused with social elitism, but it is actually a projection of quixotic narratives to exceedingly precarious and non-existent relationships. Often misspelled and/or mispronounced by the general public.

dierking at party: *silence*......
Party goer 1: He's such a stuck up social elitist.
Party goer 2: Actually, you are mistakenly confusing his quixotic narratives that are currently playing out in his mind

Party goer 1: And I never knew....

dierking by dierking February 5, 2010

derking 

A dance that is a combination between twerking and daggering that is primarily meant to lower the IQ of both the dancers and to let other people feel better about themselves.

Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke were totally derking

derking by Stenika September 9, 2013

Dirking 

To dirk someone, or multiple people. A sort of mildly-threatening dance involving a rigid front leg, and generally a textbook get-em-up. Dirks take many forms, and are indeed unique to the individual.

Ben: Brad is dirking Carl, he is getting dirked on.
Liam: He just got dirked!

Dirking by Max Krueger statistician September 29, 2009

Dirking 

When one acts extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant. A modern substitute for the word Bitch. Dirking can be used to explain ones actions when they complain, behave immaturely, or whine.

if your girlfriend is complaining that the two of you "never see any girly movies anymore." you can tell her to "stop Dirking."

Dirking by smoothie from clutchfans November 29, 2007

Derking 

The act of moving one's penis without using your hands. The male form of twerking.

"Did you guys see Tommy Pistol playing video games while derking video on IG?"

Derking by Lola Murder December 1, 2018

Dirking off 

To be in any level of competitive basketball and simply finding it next to impossible to miss, sometimes while making it appear effortless.

Did you guys win?

Yeah it didn't hurt that Cole was Dirking off all over the place. We won by 12- he was draining everything.

Dirking off by jojoker September 30, 2011

Dwerking 

The act of "twerking", but performed by a nude male in which the penis is flopping to the motion of the dance.

My girl really got off on me dwerking for her last night, until I dwerked too hard and my peen slapped my nuts real hard. I got a mushroom shaped bruise now on my sack bro. Guess it's gonna happen sometimes.

Dwerking by zuulybully October 12, 2018