Derking

The act of moving one's penis without using your hands. The male form of twerking.

"Did you guys see Tommy Pistol playing video games while derking video on IG?"

by Lola Murder December 01, 2018

derking

A dance that is a combination between twerking and daggering that is primarily meant to lower the IQ of both the dancers and to let other people feel better about themselves.

Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke were totally derking

by Stenika September 09, 2013

derk

dork+jerk=derk. This word was made up by the insane people over at he disney channel

Tudgeman-Hi Kate
Kate-Get out of my way derk!

by Grandmasta J March 02, 2003

derks

fat thighs

"she spread her derks for me"
"my derks are chaffing"

by Amy--G October 19, 2008

Derk

When an optical computer mouse's pointer decides to fly off into a corner of the screen without your consent.

"I can't find my cursor, my mouse must have derked."

by southparkrox September 21, 2009

Derk

The computer geek version of Derek.

Computer geeks cannot pronounce words of more than one syllable therefore Derek becomes Derk. Derk is the formal form but can be malformed further into Derkio when geeks want something Derek has, this is usually edible items eg cake or orange flavoured kit-kats.

by minerva1961 April 06, 2010

derk

shortened form of derek, one who enjoys constant douchebaggery, qualities can be compared to that of a taxi driver

"yo you derk! drive me to that party!"
"ok, but pay me for gas i only get half a mile to the gallon"

by antzpowah69696 August 18, 2009