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A dance that is a combination between twerking and daggering that is primarily meant to lower the IQ of both the dancers and to let other people feel better about themselves.

Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke were totally derking

derking by Stenika September 9, 2013

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Derking

The act of moving one's penis without using your hands. The male form of twerking.

"Did you guys see Tommy Pistol playing video games while derking video on IG?"

Derking by Lola Murder December 1, 2018

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derking off

a combination of the words 'derka' and 'jerking off'

when it's specifically a brown person masturbating, they are 'derking off', rather than 'jerking off'.

blawal khan was derking off until his mom caught him.

jhooti kamal was derking off his sister, halabibibakalaka... wait, what?

derking off by derkaderkallah January 9, 2010

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Derking Off

One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.

Examples:

-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.

-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.

-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.

-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.

-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.

-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.

You didn't go out hunting today because you were derking off.

Derking Off by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017

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darking up

What the sky does every night starting with twilight.

I always look forward to the darking up of the sky. So relaxing, comforting, & great relief!

darking up by Starchylde August 10, 2016

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Derping

Scared and coughing

Call Me Kevin is derping.

Derping by Ilovebearnoises December 3, 2020

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decking the sisters

A term originating from a Let's Play of the video game Virtual Bart, it means punching a woman in the breasts.

"I always love decking the sisters. That's my favorite."
- Northernlion

decking the sisters by jadeheartoffire January 3, 2013

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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