Dirking 

To dirk someone, or multiple people. A sort of mildly-threatening dance involving a rigid front leg, and generally a textbook get-em-up. Dirks take many forms, and are indeed unique to the individual.

Ben: Brad is dirking Carl, he is getting dirked on.
Liam: He just got dirked!

Dirking by Max Krueger statistician September 29, 2009

Dirking 

When one acts extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant. A modern substitute for the word Bitch. Dirking can be used to explain ones actions when they complain, behave immaturely, or whine.

if your girlfriend is complaining that the two of you "never see any girly movies anymore." you can tell her to "stop Dirking."

Dirking by smoothie from clutchfans November 29, 2007

Dirking 

1. Going to a work or school cafeteria to drink free coffee instead of working
2. Drinking coffee from a machine marked 'staff only' when you are obviously not staff.

Gary: Hey Andy, shall we go dirking during this next budget presentation?
Andy: Why not? They'll never believe we don't work here.

Dirking by Gareth Hall April 18, 2008

dirking 

Tired of saying Dirt biking well,

Dirt plus Biking= Dirking

"I went dirking today, it was rad."

dirking by H-poo March 30, 2008

Dirking 

To selfishly engage in a romantic, one-sided relationship with a non-compatible partner without long-term intent due to desire for companionship.

Past tense: dirk-ed

David was dirking Lisa because he knew they were not compatible but he continued to see her even though he knew she wanted more than he was willing to give. Lisa was being dirked.

Dirking by sillymilo May 26, 2014

Dirking 

Dirking :
When someone splits themself into multiple things at the same time

Jack: Sorry, I'm talking to three people online right now Jill: Man, stop dirking

Dirking by Chromechrome November 21, 2021

Dirking off 

To be in any level of competitive basketball and simply finding it next to impossible to miss, sometimes while making it appear effortless.

Did you guys win?

Yeah it didn't hurt that Cole was Dirking off all over the place. We won by 12- he was draining everything.

Dirking off by jojoker September 30, 2011