Dirked

To be utterly and totally owned by someone who is obscenely massive and uncoordinated looking. Comes from the German NBA player and current NBA champion as of 2011 Dirk Nowitzki.

"And Dirk sinks the three point shot, you just got DIRKED Miami"

by NBAfan69 January 5, 2012

Dirked

The act of physically or metaphorically pre-maturely orgasming on a person or situation. To make a huge mistake.

Oh no! I just dirked on your belly.
I feel horrible, i studied so hard. Despite my efforts i totally dirked that whole test.

by dangeray September 24, 2010

Dirked

The feeling of excitement you have when the Dallas Mavericks win.

I got so Dirked when the Mavericks beat the Heat!

by Coltsteel December 7, 2011

Dirked it up

Leaving the bathroom in an uninhabitable state based on smell.

I can't believe he just Dirked it up... the bathroom smells like he must have had some bad milk at breakfast.

by ceedree April 5, 2011

Shark Dicked

The act of getting fucked by two penises in one hole.

Sylvia got hammered last night and got shark dicked by Bryan and Steve.

by The Deepwater Thunder November 24, 2013

Dicked Down

To get fucked good and hard all night long.

Damn girl, I got dicked down last night proper.

by Nacho.Bizzzz2u July 22, 2017

Dirkers

a word used in place of retarded to signify someones stupidity.

Andrew was such a Dirkers when he stole someones blouse coat.

by Ryan_Bears6 September 12, 2018