Definitions by zuulybully

Dwerking 

The act of "twerking", but performed by a nude male in which the penis is flopping to the motion of the dance.

My girl really got off on me dwerking for her last night, until I dwerked too hard and my peen slapped my nuts real hard. I got a mushroom shaped bruise now on my sack bro. Guess it's gonna happen sometimes.

Dwerking by zuulybully October 12, 2018

Qwerty Shitwaffle 

The result of dedicating on a laptop keyboard, then slamming the laptop lid closed, producing a keyboard texture fecal pile, resembling a waffle pattern.

Let's all hit ourselves in the head with hammers and then make Qwerty Shitwaffles for breakfast.

Qwerty Shitwaffle by zuulybully October 9, 2018

Texas Mud Bridge 

The act of inserting a clear plastic tube in the anus, and inserting the other end of the tube in the anus of a "trusted" partner and shitting back and forth into each others asshole.

Earl and Jim-Bob got drunk and built a Texas Mud Bridge the other night.

Texas Mud Bridge by zuulybully July 18, 2018