Qwerty Shitwaffle

The result of dedicating on a laptop keyboard, then slamming the laptop lid closed, producing a keyboard texture fecal pile, resembling a waffle pattern.

Let's all hit ourselves in the head with hammers and then make Qwerty Shitwaffles for breakfast.

by zuulybully October 09, 2018

Texas Mud Bridge

The act of inserting a clear plastic tube in the anus, and inserting the other end of the tube in the anus of a "trusted" partner and shitting back and forth into each others asshole.

Earl and Jim-Bob got drunk and built a Texas Mud Bridge the other night.

by zuulybully July 18, 2018

Dwerking

The act of "twerking", but performed by a nude male in which the penis is flopping to the motion of the dance.

My girl really got off on me dwerking for her last night, until I dwerked too hard and my peen slapped my nuts real hard. I got a mushroom shaped bruise now on my sack bro. Guess it's gonna happen sometimes.

by zuulybully October 12, 2018