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diddlewam 

A person who is a dad , boyfriend , daughter, mom, and son. They are extremely weird and like eating.
Person 1: Jsjenansnenenwnwnne i’m hungry

Person 2:me too diddlewam
diddlewam by ioppppkkkllkjwhwjhwbs October 17, 2019
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Diddlewhiff 

To fingerblast a girl and force someone to smell your fingers.
Anthony: I'm so pissed, I just diddlewhiffed Jason's fingers after he fingerfucked that random girl.
Kyle: Me too, it smelled like saltwater and cabbage.
Diddlewhiff by UCFPhi March 12, 2010

diddleman 

The man in the motherfucking middle the one writing all the DM's! The Wolf that keeps the sheep inline.
Yo im the diddleman you better recognize.
diddleman by DarthPirate April 14, 2016

Diddlewack 

noun - one who is unbalanced because of a circumstances of his own creation. ie: self sabotage
If you weren't such a diddlewack your life would be more happy.
Diddlewack by Ryverosx July 13, 2010

diddlejam 

It's the jam you listen to when you diddle your skittle AKA ladyjam AKA DJ clitoris

Can also apply to men using the same reference for their preferred masturbation song
Hit me baby one more time is my diddlejam.
diddlejam by DJDiddles_69 June 12, 2016

Diddlewantch 

A diddlewantch is when you cum in the middle of class for no reason and it's just out of nowhere.
person 1: "yo fam why did you leave the class out of nowhere?"
person 2: "I had a diddlewantch"

DiddleWiddle 

Person1:DiddleWiddle So Cool
Person2:ikr
DiddleWiddle by Jolten October 6, 2018
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