diddleman 

The man in the motherfucking middle the one writing all the DM's! The Wolf that keeps the sheep inline.

Yo im the diddleman you better recognize.

diddleman by DarthPirate April 14, 2016

Soulman Diddleman 

A Person who is a great hulking ape from the northern isle of yartsew apap and lives in a hole with a Citroen 2 shit-ty outside and a massive heap of animal dungarees. He has a friend named Shave Horsetown and another named Caloomo the Sumo. His enemy goes by the name of Spangus MacDiddy. And in other news he once shot superman out of the sky with a paper airplane (no kryptonite used whatsoever) and he gave someone a cleveland steamer.

Man 1:I Hate you dude you're such a Soulman Diddleman.
Man 2:But I love you, buddy!
Man 1:Urgh you're soooo gay.

(*Man 1 punches Man 2*)
Man 2:Owwwww Fish Cheese.

Soulman Diddleman by MeUnited Against Yartsew Apap February 12, 2010

Middleman

The guy in the middle of a threeway gay orgy. This guy can give and receive at the same time. The trains can have multiple middlemen the longer they get.

Guy 1: How was last night?
Guy 2: Amazing, I gave and received at the same time as the middleman for Luke and Codi.

Middleman by rainbowking February 19, 2023

dingleman 

famous for his quotes and as a long running contestant on the bachelorette, dingleman is also known for this love of classic and seasonal toys, especially nutcrackers he has a large collection of nutcrackers in his house he will show them to you

"he who dies with the most toys wins" -dingleman
"i'll leave the broad thinking to the broads" -dingleman
"dingleman down" -d. man

dingleman by not dingleman i wish i was June 24, 2011

diddlewam 

A person who is a dad , boyfriend , daughter, mom, and son. They are extremely weird and like eating.

Person 1: Jsjenansnenenwnwnne i’m hungry

Person 2:me too diddlewam

diddlewam by ioppppkkkllkjwhwjhwbs October 17, 2019

Diddlen

The reference to the action of pedophila, but used as a noun, not as a verb. Almost as a type of "drug" closely related to Riddlen. In many occastions it is used to discretly talk in public about the action, wether in the past, present, or future tense.

Pedophile A to Pedophile be in a crowded room of Non-Pedophiles.

A:"I was recently perscribed Diddlen from my doctor, I almost overdosed last night while babysitting."
B:"While volunteering at my church's nursery, I popped a few Diddlen myself."

One friend speaking sadly about his convicted pediophilic grandfather to another friend around a stranger.

Friend 1: "My grandfather abused Diddlen, he's now in jail."
Friend 2: "Thats sad, who caught him?"
Friend 1: "My cousin, his granddaugher."
Stranger: "I wonder if I need to use Diddlen, I've never heard of this drug..."

Diddlen by Red Phoenix1 August 14, 2009

Middleman

In the drug world's supply chain they act as intermediaries between retailers (dealers) and consumers. The term is unisex, being used for man or woman. Typical practices include buying at street price then reselling at an inflated price, cutting the product to stretch it out, just charge money, drugs, sex etc for procurement or they buy in bulk at a discount thats not even close to wholesale prices (often times they don't realize they're actually middle-men , are in denial or just plain stupid).

Don't even bother to inquire about their source as they will take that secret to the grave. They are even privy towards homies giving excuses like "the dealer isn't taking new customers", "they're not a dealer, they just sell me a lil of their stash" or "I get it strait from the source (but never has large quantities)".

Identifying a potential middleman is easy, common red flags include- over priced; are always out and have to go re-up; not easy to get a hold of, sometimes for days; asks for gas money, not meant to be repaid; drugs come packed in torn grocery bags, plastic wrappers, foil etc instead of mini poly bags; asks you to front the money before they re-up; cant sell large quantities at a discounted price; rides a bike and not because they want to

"Man, I gotta get a better plug, this fukn guy is charging way to much and the bag is always short. what gives..."

"What do you expect from a homeless dude that lives in a tent over by the creek, hes obviously a middleman. Go find a real dealer you lazy pos"

Middleman by Maxdout June 16, 2021