diddlejam

It's the jam you listen to when you diddle your skittle AKA ladyjam AKA DJ clitoris

Can also apply to men using the same reference for their preferred masturbation song

Hit me baby one more time is my diddlejam.

by DJDiddles_69 June 12, 2016

diddlewam

A person who is a dad , boyfriend , daughter, mom, and son. They are extremely weird and like eating.

Person 1: Jsjenansnenenwnwnne i’m hungry

Person 2:me too diddlewam

by ioppppkkkllkjwhwjhwbs October 17, 2019

diddleman

The man in the motherfucking middle the one writing all the DM's! The Wolf that keeps the sheep inline.

Yo im the diddleman you better recognize.

by DarthPirate April 14, 2016

Diddlewack

noun - one who is unbalanced because of a circumstances of his own creation. ie: self sabotage

If you weren't such a diddlewack your life would be more happy.

by Ryverosx July 13, 2010

Diddlewantch

A diddlewantch is when you cum in the middle of class for no reason and it's just out of nowhere.

person 1: "yo fam why did you leave the class out of nowhere?"
person 2: "I had a diddlewantch"

by RainbowKittensBullshitahhh May 27, 2018

diddleable

adj. Describes a member of the opposite (or same) gender, whom one would consider worthy of one's affections or sexual advances.

adj. The condition of reduced mental or physical faculties (i.e. drunk or asleep) which allows someone to acquire an out-of-their-league piece of ass.

"Wow, Katie is looking quite diddleable tonight!", said Shannon.

"She seems pretty diddleable tonight. I bet I can throw it in her once she passes out, or maybe even before then!"

by Spackle In Your Colon December 3, 2009

diddlebay

An unintentional estuary

While relieving himself against a tree, he created a diddlebay between his feet...

by Proctor Gamble November 18, 2004