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diddlebay 

An unintentional estuary
While relieving himself against a tree, he created a diddlebay between his feet...
diddlebay by Proctor Gamble November 18, 2004
Words you can keep

hoe bum diddley

Giving full anal satisfaction. Licking a womans ass prior to intercourse.
I would give her the Hoe Bum Diddley
hoe bum diddley by Piss Pot Pete January 13, 2009

Bo Diddley 

Ellas MacDaniel, better known as Bo Diddley, was a legendary Rock & Roll singer and guitar player. He lived in a house made of rattlesnake hide, wore cobras as neckties, and made his chimney out of a human skull. He was said to have been the greatest lover in the world, and 500% more man than any other man on earth.

In his spare time he invented Rock & Roll and inspired every great musician from his time till today.
Bo Diddley done had a farm, (Hey Bo Diddley!);
On that farm he had some women (Hey Bo Diddley!),
Women here, women there (Hey Bo Diddley!),
Women, women, women everywhere (Hey Bo Diddley!).
Bo Diddley by Tombstone Hand July 16, 2009

Bo, you don't know diddley!  

This is a catch phrase that originated in a TV ad in the late Eighties that featured super athlete extraordinaire Bo Jackson and rock'n'roll pioneer Bo Diddley (he's notorious for his famous box-shaped electric guitar). Basically, the term means that somebody doesn't know doodly squat.
The narrator says:
Bo knows football.
Bo knows baseball.
Bo knows weightlifting.
***********************
In the meantime, Bo Diddley cranks out the notes on his guitar.
Then he says:
Bo, you don't know diddley!

diddlewam 

A person who is a dad , boyfriend , daughter, mom, and son. They are extremely weird and like eating.
Person 1: Jsjenansnenenwnwnne i’m hungry

Person 2:me too diddlewam
diddlewam by ioppppkkkllkjwhwjhwbs October 17, 2019

diddleman 

The man in the motherfucking middle the one writing all the DM's! The Wolf that keeps the sheep inline.
Yo im the diddleman you better recognize.
diddleman by DarthPirate April 14, 2016

suck-diddley-uck 

How Homer bad mouths his neighborino, Ned Flanders.
You suck-diddley-uck Flanders!!!
suck-diddley-uck by dlogcher July 11, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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