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dickylipped 

adj:
when someone is such an asshole you can't think of any other way to describe him/her; but there's always the word dickylipped on stand by.

it can also be used to describe someone who says horrible things all the time.
guy 1: oh my god i fucking hate anyone that is different from myself. That includes gays, black people, hispanic people, asians, jews, people with curly hair, and pandas.
guy 2: well arent you dickylipped
dickylipped by soebaby June 14, 2008
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dickwhipped 

someone, usually a girl, who is completely controlled by her man
Lucie wanted to go to the store but as soon as her man said "No, you can't go" she didn't go. That chick is dickwhipped.
dickwhipped by BkLyN ShOrTy 06 January 6, 2004

Dickflipper

A person that flips their dick up and down like a monkey, like they are de-evolving into a monkey.

A slang term for a dumb person.
Take the popcorn out of the microwave you dickflipper

Why do you have to be such a dickflipper, Gilligan?
Dickflipper by Bruce Wayner March 1, 2009

dickwhipped 

the equivalent of pussywhipped but reversed in a hetero relationship
His dick was so good I’m dickwhipped.

dickysipper 

One who participates in the act of sucking and or licking of the penis.
She like to suck a lot of cock... shes a dickysipper.
dickysipper by BIG CHOPS April 14, 2008

dickwhipped 

When a guy is a massive simp and all he can think about is their one person in many many many different scenarios.
boy 1: do you still have feelings for her?
boy 2: yes! she is so amazing and I am totally dickwhipped for her.
dickwhipped by parasite n egirl April 20, 2023

Dickslipper

A rubber tube that rolls onto your junk to ensure that you may not jizz into yo bitch while doin' it and protects yo junk from STD's(dick disease)at the same time!!!
Howard:Hey bro did you get with that chick last night or what?
Ronald:Yea bro but that bitch made me wear a dickslipper
Howard:What a slut.
Dickslipper by TAYGEN March 30, 2009
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