Dickflipper

A person that flips their dick up and down like a monkey, like they are de-evolving into a monkey.

A slang term for a dumb person.

Take the popcorn out of the microwave you dickflipper

Why do you have to be such a dickflipper, Gilligan?

by Bruce Wayner March 1, 2009

Dickskipper

1. An individual who passes over ones penis in the act of giving a full body massage.

2. One who skips a dick.

I went to massage parlor and this Korean woman gave me this full body massage and I have got to say she's a real dickskipper.

by Nip Slaper December 18, 2013

the dickslapper experience

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago

look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience

by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011

dickslapper

1. chronic masturbator

2. someone engaged in useless time wasting

Get away from me, you dickslapper.

by jake December 23, 2003

dickylipped

adj:
when someone is such an asshole you can't think of any other way to describe him/her; but there's always the word dickylipped on stand by.

it can also be used to describe someone who says horrible things all the time.

guy 1: oh my god i fucking hate anyone that is different from myself. That includes gays, black people, hispanic people, asians, jews, people with curly hair, and pandas.
guy 2: well arent you dickylipped

by soebaby June 14, 2008

Dick Flipper

A rich person that you don't like

That guy with the lamborghini is such a Dick Flipper.

by BigBoobs November 16, 2014

dicksipper

One who engages in gay sexual activity which evolves drinking cum

"Holy fuck I had no idea Roberto was a dicksipper!"

by Shatterpulse July 17, 2007