Dickslipper

A rubber tube that rolls onto your junk to ensure that you may not jizz into yo bitch while doin' it and protects yo junk from STD's(dick disease)at the same time!!!

Howard:Hey bro did you get with that chick last night or what?
Ronald:Yea bro but that bitch made me wear a dickslipper
Howard:What a slut.

Dickslipper by TAYGEN March 30, 2009

Dickskipper 

1. An individual who passes over ones penis in the act of giving a full body massage.

2. One who skips a dick.

I went to massage parlor and this Korean woman gave me this full body massage and I have got to say she's a real dickskipper.

Dickskipper by Nip Slaper December 18, 2013

the dickslapper experience 

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago

look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience

the dickslapper experience by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011

juicy dick slipper 

A very recently used condom.

"I saw some people walk out of my room at the party last night. So I went in to make sure nothing was stolen and BAM! Right there in the middle if the floor...a juicy dick slipper!

juicy dick slipper by rat_prince May 30, 2014

dick slipper

a prophylactic; a condom. So named because it is slipped onto the penis.

Will: Dude, last night that chick totally rocked my world.

Roger: You mean Lisa? Man, she's been around. I hope you wore a dick slipper.

dick slipper by dugsmet October 14, 2010

dirtslippers 

A coating of dirt that welfare children get on the bottoms of their feet. Usually because mom doesn't believe in cleaning the house.

When I walked into that trailer all 10 of that bitch's kids had dirtslippers

dirtslippers by dirtyd79 April 17, 2006

dickslapper 

1. chronic masturbator

2. someone engaged in useless time wasting

Get away from me, you dickslapper.

dickslapper by jake December 23, 2003