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Dicktised 

The use of graffiti to deface an object with pictures of penises. usually multiple pictures of various shapes and sizes.
"Ah bladdy hell, who dicktised my locker?"

"wow look at the size of that one"
Dicktised by twinkle k March 14, 2009

Darktwistedcrimson 

The original source of autism on roblox!
Man this guy pulled a darktwistedcrimson!

dicktwister 

Something extremely challenging/painful. #thestruggle
Fuckkk dude, cleaning out the basement was a real dicktwister.

dickfisted 

To be wronged in such a way that it can't be undone. Usually through trickery or petty abuse of authority.
After I moved into the house heard the loud neighbors, I knew I'd been dickfisted.

When the boss called me into his office about the missing report, I knew my supervisor had dickfisted me.

I decided not to fight the ticket knowing that if I went to court, I'd just get dickfisted anyway...
dickfisted by Nuggets McGee August 10, 2006

peppermint dicktwist 

it's a person who chiefs on a blunt or smoking utensil.
my mom , justin parker, joeZ, chico, and people who are just really high - peppermint dicktwist
peppermint dicktwist by annomose October 18, 2008

DickTwister 

The swirling motion when you wrap ur tongue around ya boys peen.
Hey Chris want DickTwister?
DickTwister by BicDaddy January 17, 2019
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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