dicktowel 

A dicktowel is a girl who, no matter what you do or how you treat her, will come back and have sex with you. It wouldn't matter if you killed her little dog in its Prada bag right in front of her and her baby sister she will still take the penis without question.

A girl that is a towel for your dick that you can throw away and if necessary, pick it back up anytime for a flogging.

Man he treats his girl like crap, she's such a dicktowel.

dicktowel by Boston Dave January 12, 2009

Dicktowel 

An individual that has a current self-esteem problem; someones bitch.

Quit being such a dicktowel

Dicktowel by T.J.Hooker June 14, 2004

DickToke

to be a total fuck, (i.e a male that cuts his hair blowout style from upstate new york)

awh man, look at the DickToke tryin to spit some game on that girl

DickToke by irieboii January 15, 2009

Dicktown, USA 

A town that is imagined to be a type of super-magnet for attractive men who want to fuck at the drop of a hat.

My dear, there’s something about driving all the way out to Dicktown, USA to increase our chances of having a lot of hot, red-blooded American, faceless sex that just strikes me as sensible!

Dicktown, USA by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Dicktober

Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching
Dick rubbing
Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades

“I just ordered a dick costume from Amazon.”
“Why?”
“It’s almost Dicktober.”

Dicktober by mckat January 23, 2018

Dick Towel

A towel, which you can purchase at dicktowel.com, that allows you to cover up, while jokingly exposing drawings of your private parts. One end of the towel has a large penis and the other end of the towel has a tiny penis, the smallest some have ever seen.

Dick Towel is proven to get you laid.

"Hey Dude, how'd you manage to bang Beth?"

"I was at the pool, and she totally wanted to bang me after I showed her the large bird on my Dick Towel."

Dick Towel by Chaseburgala November 18, 2009

Dickwelt

1. Common derogatory nickname, such as "asshole" or "cuntbag."
2. Sore on the penis.

1. You fucking dickwelt!
2. My dickwelts are sure acting up today.

Dickwelt by Sinker December 6, 2005