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Dicktopping
Painting a large penis on the roof of your home, esp. as a means to vandalize Google Maps.
(Coined by Jeff Bakalar of CNET's "The 404" podcast.)
(Coined by Jeff Bakalar of CNET's "The 404" podcast.)
Dicktopping by the404 March 24, 2009
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Dicktopping
Dicktopping by 404Listener March 24, 2009
dicktopping
Drawing/painting a dick/penis on the roof of something so it can be seen by someone flying over. This word was invented on the CNET podcast "404". http://www.cnet.com/8301-13952_1-10203032-81.html?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=Crave
see origin:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2336886.ece
see origin:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2336886.ece
dude, did you see me dicktopping the school last night!?!? i hope the news helicopter sees it when they fly over!
dicktopping by BsbllUH11C March 24, 2009
dicktopping
The act of drawing a large, visible penis on top of a structure or large moving vehicle like a bus or house.
Invented by Jeff Bakalar on Cnets the 404
Invented by Jeff Bakalar on Cnets the 404
Hey man we're going dicktopping, you wanna come?
Dude I was on google maps and somebody totally dicktopped that house!
Dude I was on google maps and somebody totally dicktopped that house!
dicktopping by Neo1513 March 24, 2009
dickboxing
A sport including two men (gay or straight) who with their mighty hard swords battle until the opposer loses by either death or cum.
also a mock name for kickboxing
also a mock name for kickboxing
Person 1 "i challenge you to dickboxing battle to the cum
Person 2 "get ready to cum first, challenge accepted"
Person 2 "get ready to cum first, challenge accepted"
dickboxing by Canarisk December 23, 2022
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