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1. Common derogatory nickname, such as "asshole" or "cuntbag."
2. Sore on the penis.
1. You fucking dickwelt!
2. My dickwelts are sure acting up today.
Dickwelt by Sinker December 6, 2005
Words you can keep

dickwalter 

Dickwalter- 1- james romine 2- a guy that has a cool personality yet lacks any moral aspects of living, unless it begins an ends with eating sum sort of yellow vaginal discharge 3- a guy that needs to get a good lay every once in a while or he turns into a 18 year old baby
dickwalter- shut the hell up dickwalter go get them yellow pair of runnin shoes, she'd b everything u need, if she let u do the alabama hot pocket. 2- banging his cousin counts as a good lay in the sticks
dickwalter by JMR33 July 11, 2011
Gettin your dick wet.
Anyway possible.
"You know me i'm just tryin get my dickwet"

"baby, im just tryin to get some dickwet"
Dickwet by joepurhizzle January 5, 2009

Dickwell 

A person or orifice that is repeatidly taking penis'
"That girl's arse is such a dickwell"
Dickwell by Dorbid January 12, 2009

Dickwell 

An orifice or person that takes a lot of penis on a regular basis.
"Sandra is a right slut, her arse is like a dickwell."
Dickwell by Dorbid November 3, 2008

Dickwet fever 

The male disease that is the reason clearly friend-zoned guys still inevitably try to sleep with their female pals and acquaintances
Yeah I was just trying to have a normal intellectual conversation with this guy but he texted me later with dickwet fever about going dancing aftur midnight
Dickwet fever by Yowzawowza July 23, 2017

dickwalt 

someone who is generally a dick, but with the added word "walt" on the end.
random person 1; yoyoyoy, supp fattarse.
random person 2; your a real dickwalt, you know that.
dickwalt by FAIRYKINS May 27, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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