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Dicknology 

Any technology that makes it easy to share your schlong with the world. See Chatroulette.
Suzy: "Have you seen this new app that sends you a random photo? I've been getting schlong shots all day."

Bob: "Sounds like a great piece of dicknology."

Ralph: "It's a dicknological breakthrough."
Dicknology by El Christo October 17, 2010
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Dicknold 

a player who goes by the name Dicknold is a teamkiller in online games such as Battlefield 2. Also spamming the radio and being on the arab team is most common for this player.

The road to jalalabad is his favorite map
- Dicknold stood in the way of a teamplayers tank and punished the player for a team kill.

- Dicknold plants C4 under an unaware teammate sniper and detonates the explosives so the player falls to his death regardless of friendly fire being disabled.

- Dicknold gets permabanned for too many teamkills.

- Dicknold changes his name to fagnold.

Dicknold posts messages on the carried away "ramming stomach" can be found on google.

waff.. Woo bad!
Dicknold by Pignold May 3, 2008

Dicknology 

An individuals knowledge of dick.
"What class are you taking?"

"Dicknology 101 with Professor Richard."
Dicknology by Sexual.........y February 16, 2014
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